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Is this what The Bling Ring is about?
Yeah my cat’s life is a vacation too, but the awesome difference is that my dog KNOWS his life is a vacation. he loves EVERYTHING! My dog is constantly running around yelling “Today is the best day of my life!!!” and my cat is sitting and disdainfully sulking “this is the worst day of my life.” But he likes getting scratched on the head so he’s pretty happy most of the time.
Kelly. My dog does not need a vacation. His life is a vacation.
You’re very right and I have no real defense about this joke against this response except to say that it should probably just be limited to Courtney Stodden?
Calibri. 11pt. nbd.
Speaking of pizza drones and boob jobs, wouldn’t it be great if there were boob job drones? Only instead of coming by and delivering new boobs, they would just take out people who want boob jobs (esp people who already have large boobs).
Black tar heroin?? What. The. Fuck.
Is this a doll? Is “action figure” appropriate? Either way, I want this.
Also, speaking of reality TV, (this is a really great transition because I’ve been excited to tell you guys about it and was hoping a good transition would come up!) last night I watched most of Pretty Wild and I have to say, that show is really amazing! I had so many moments that I wanted to be like “Remember when that happened?? That was bonkers!” but now I can’t remember specifics just that the whole show is really nutzo. Did someone on here mention that they were basically on meth the whole time? Cause I could sorta tell! Also the show was great, but much more fun when I was about halfway through and a couple drinks in and yelling at the TV heckling them the whole time. That’s just a great way to watch TV!
I have a talking Sarah Palin keychain that says all the ridiculous stuff that she said and one of the buttons just says “Alaska” but she says it 3 different ways and it’s really great.
Tell this guy to watch out for some percolators makin’ bubbles in his neighborhood…cause of the french press of bel-air and shootin’ some bball outside of his school?…I’ll show myself out.
I feel this way about the late night talk show scene. Sure, E has Chelsea Lately, but I was dying to see NBC put someone other than a white guy in the Late Night slot when Jimmy Fallon left. It’s like Jess Williams on The Daily Show was joking about how she couldn’t break through the glass ceiling but all she could see above it was white penises.
Well I’m not going to see the movie. I mean, I wasn’t gonna see it anyway, but still…
Choose Your Own Adventure: LIFE!!!!
This sounds really cool except isn’t there a video game where you make choices about your character and the game changes based on those choices? It seems like video games can be a much better version of “Choose Your Own Adventure”
Also, “You Are a Shark” is DEFINITELY the best title! But it’s probably pretty short, right? “You are a shark. If you choose to eat people, turn to page 2. If you choose to just hang out and not eat people, turn to page 3.” “Page 2: You eat people! They’re delicious! If you choose to terrorize a small beach town, turn to page 4. If you choose to go back to eating fish, turn to page 5.” “Page 4: Richard Dreyfuss killed you! The End.”
Yeah he seems pretty convinced that he’s still the victim of this whole thing, as though getting fired was out of nowhere and completely unjustified. The “inhuman system that doesn’t care about humans” – is that the TV industry? Cause it has a pretty standard means of determining which shows get to stay on the air (and thus whether everyone who works on that show gets to keep his or her job) so he can’t be pissed that when his show didn’t get good enough ratings AND he was a pain in the ass to work with, he got fired. Truthfully, very few industries allow you to show up, perform well below par, be a huge asshole, and keep your job. That’s just kind of how the world works.
Also I’m not addressing that rape joke “apology” because eessh!
“Charlie Sheen fired me but it’s fine because now I don’t have to work with that garbage nightmare anymore!”
Kids can be pretty cool sometimes.
see my embarrassing admission below
Fun fact! The very first time I saw Ed Hardy stuff (circa 2006) I thought it was super cool and I got the sneakers with the tiger on them and a purse with something on it (can’t remember) and then all of the sudden I couldn’t wear that stuff anymore because of douchebags. In truth, the whole thing made me question my own tastes because I apparently liked the same stuff that douchebags like. What can I say, sometimes you like something until you see who else likes it.
I think the fact that the timing was off and everything felt off-kilter was intentional as emotional/visceral anxiety-inducing. I think this episode was meant to present the otherwise shocking as mundane to remind viewers how shocking the outside world had become. Sure, this episode wasn’t as fun as some others from the season, but I’m excited for next week!
It’s pretty good, but then i gotta pay for each episode which is probably worth it but maybe it’ll be free somewhere else soon