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 +21Posted on Feb 6th | re: David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What? (55 comments)

Ah yes, the origins of when we all photoshopped Kelly in her banana sweater onto our hearts!

 +15Posted on Feb 6th | re: You Can Make It Up: Kevin Bacon Wears A Mask To The Store (6 comments)

The mayor of my town is named Max Bacon. Recently during an election year, there was a BBQ restaurant with a giant MAX BACON sign and we made a lot of jokes about whether that was an endorsement or a special order. “I’ll have the max bacon please!”

 +7Posted on Feb 6th | re: How Is Everyone's Day Today? (146 comments)

We all will! In heaven!!!

 +14Posted on Feb 6th | re: Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt (11 comments)

That shirt will live on in the Videogum hall of fame.

I think I would get a little too excited about these types of tours.

 +27Posted on Feb 6th | re: How Is Everyone's Day Today? (146 comments)

 +29Posted on Feb 6th | re: How Is Everyone's Day Today? (146 comments)

Hey everyone. I’m going to be gone tomorrow and won’t be able to check the internet but the silver linings cosplaybook is that it’s because I’ll be with my two best friends in the world (not counting mr truck) and they’ll help ease the pain. This means that today is my last day on Videogum and I will make a point to comment later today so that this is not my last comment on Videogum cause that would be too sad.
As others have said, it feels so weird to be this sad about the end of a website, but it’s true that this place was a sanctuary of sorts for a lot of wonderful people and a few people trying to recommend dating sites! I really love this site. Thank you to all who are involved: editors and commenters most of all. It’s as simple as that: thank you and I love you!
I know I will see some of you on twitter and other places but in case I don’t I hope you all continue to jump on trampolines without fear. I hope none of you ever trust a fart. But most of all, I hope you all have wonderful lives and fun stories and great adventures filled with lots of fun internet videos.

 +7Posted on Feb 6th | re: Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible (11 comments)

I was going to go to Comic Con this year and we decided not to for a couple of different reasons. We’ll go at some point but honestly, I think if I didn’t have to be around large crowds, didn’t have to wait in line, didn’t have to wonder when the line would move, didn’t have to wonder when I’d be able to go to the bathroom, and didn’t have to spend a ton of money to do those things I would like it very much.

 +8Posted on Feb 6th | re: The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking (49 comments)

there’s already a truckasaurus on wordpress :( :( :( :(

 +9Posted on Feb 6th | re: The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking (49 comments)

Women : Cats :: Men : Pranks

 +5Posted on Feb 5th | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (43 comments)

I will always love this post the most of all the WMOAT posts because I loved this movie SO MUCH when it came out, and EVERYTHING said here is right. Kevin Spacey and Annette Benning should go to couples’ therapy or else just make a suicide pact. Now that I’m married and living in the suburbs, this whole “oh poor me in my giant house and wife and family” is so much more garbage than I thought before. If you’re unhappy, you only have yourself to blame and if you’re a grown man who would like to act like and fuck teenagers, you have a very pathetic view of fulfillment. Also the teenage girl is angsty because her parents exist? BARF BARF BARF. Everybody grow up and then kill yourselves.

Thanks again, Gabe, for a wonderful takedown of a real piece of garbage.

 +3Posted on Feb 5th | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (31 comments)

1, 2, 3…NOT IT!

I know I’m preaching to the choir here but this seriously makes my blood boil.

Yes definitely…although we can’t be certain it wasn’t gwyneth herself…

 +2Posted on Feb 4th | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (19 comments)

I tried to watch the first episode but I got too bored.

 +11Posted on Feb 4th | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

This is what happens when people raise their kids to be vegetarian and gluten-free. the paleo diet is the real tragedy here.

 +6Posted on Feb 4th | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

Agree but (and I’m not trying to make fun of her here, it’s an honest question) how dumb is that girl if she doesn’t know why someone would have a cheeseburger? Maybe she is just really dumb. Or maybe she’s never eaten a cheeseburger.

 +7Posted on Feb 4th | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

I forgot :(

 +15Posted on Feb 4th | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

Guys. I’m not sorry it’s so big. It wasn’t on purpose, but I’m still not sorry. It’s a serendipitous homage to all the times I posted a photo that turned out to be way too big. Remember the Heinz bottle? That wasn’t me, but that was just a great joke that illustrated how funny it is when someone accidentally posts something way too big.

 +13Posted on Feb 4th | re: Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge (39 comments)

Cat & American Flag stickers? Great idea!

 +3Posted on Feb 4th | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

I found the WMOAT entry for Greenberg because I had just seen it and thought it was the Worst Movie of All Time. I thought the entry was so funny that I kept coming back to the site, hoping for more WMOAT and then I fell in love with everything else.

 +16Posted on Feb 4th | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

I didn’t get to write about this yesterday, but like all of you, I’m very sad about this. You guys have been like an internet family and I’ll miss you very much. I know everyone says this when they break up, but I really hope we can still be friends.

 +5Posted on Feb 3rd | re: This Lawyer's Ad Was The Best Super Bowl Ad (15 comments)

Quality of the commercial aside…I’ve seen 4 or 5 websites (just of the ones I frequent) post about this commercial in addition to people I know sharing it on facebook & twitter. So whatever this cost him, it was money well spent as far as reach goes.

 +7Posted on Feb 3rd | re: This Lawyer's Ad Was The Best Super Bowl Ad (15 comments)

Geez…it’s like you didn’t even SEE the flaming hammer.

 +4Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Saturday Night Live: Melissa McCarthy and Imagine Dragons (11 comments)

After that commercial, I turned to my friends and was like, “Oh man, so many racists all across the country are so mad right now!” thinking that anyone who was actually racist enough to be mad about it would just make a comment at their party and their friends would roll their eyes and that would be the end of it. Turns out it was a whole thing! Also I can’t stop laughing at the fact that some people made jokes that they hated it because they can only speak one language (English). Like, sorry your ignorance makes you unable to understand this.

 +17Posted on Jan 31st | re: This Is Just A Good 8-Year-Old's Friends Script (32 comments)

When I was in 5th grade (ish) I made a fashion design book. It was seriously late 80s/early 90s fabulous! It even had hairstyle suggestions (one example: the “fountain”). On a recent trip home, my mom showed it to mr truck and it now makes frequent appearances in our jokes. Example: Me: How’s my hair? Mr Truck: Well, it’s nice, but wouldn’t The Fountain match that outfit better?