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 +8Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

They already did: it’s called Toddlers & Tiaras.

Related, in looking for an image to post, I found this.

and seriously, is there anything more creepy than this??

 +15Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

if anyone needs a slap fight it’s the camera guy.

 +2Posted on May 25th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

I’m gonna reread The Great Gatsby.

Picture me saying that in a nerdy voice while pushing my nerd glasses back up my nerd face.

I’ll be more impressed when a slinky freefalls without a parachute.

Jesus, Mom, let a man get his shoes out of the laundry hamper while simultaneously submerged in said laundry hamper without so much color commentary.

 +3Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

 +4Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

haha gross

 +13Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

I was not made aware of such AOL bots but I look forward to having a convo with those AOL bots in the future.

 +20Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

Would you classify the velociraptor as a “clever girl”?

We were never made aware of any dinosaur’s cleverness but we look forward to working with dinosaurs in the future and we’re sure the next 13 episodes of Community will achieve relative cleverness.

WHOOPS GIANT PICTURE!!!

 +13Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

I know…this kid shouldn’t just get a scholarship, he should get a grant, and a patent, and a meeting with some big people in this world. Let’s get this technology out there! Because seriously, pancreatic cancer is one of the most deadly cancers for the sole reason that it’s so hard to detect (and usually only detected once it’s in later, more deadly stages). AND THIS KID FIGURED OUT HOW TO DETECT IT!

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

on that first treadmill video I was like “okay, another treadmill video” but then i saw the THIRD DOG in the background who clearly wants to win, man, he looks excited! great job, third dog! Tomato Cat? keep loving those tomatoes! And Dog Trying To Swim – you’ve got it! So adorable!

Jon Hamm is starring in his life story

Whoa…how can you call Joey from Blossom tertiary???

Max the magician/waiter from The Max from Saved by the Bell

 +3Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

po-tay-to, po-tah-to, I guess.

 +12Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

Listen, we all go comanche sometimes, it’s not like it’s a big deal. Also, it’s not like anyone would know unless you told them, that’s part of the fun of going comanche.

Back to the Future shoes already exist:

but yeah, they probably cost a trillion dollars.

 +4Posted on May 23rd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

catweazle? more like batweazle.

 +5Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

if i could bleach my brain and pretend that this wasn’t based on one of the greatest novels of all time, maybe the movie would look good. except for the 3D part.
It just makes me want to read the book again (like all adaptations that fail to do justice to the source material)

 +4Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

yeah but the grapes of wrath was actually a pretty great movie (whether you like the book or not)

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

That’s what the battleship’s for!

 +1Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

That’s what I call a close encounter with a battleship!