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Don’t show this video to my cat. He’ll be PISSED!
Cunning, that Aer Lingus!
The bar is long and full of whiskeys
I don’t care how special and unique and personal your wedding ceremony is…just make it SHORT. That open bar isn’t going to drink itself.
R2, when you take a sip you buzz like a hornet, Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
I don’t need to look them up. I have them memorized, obviously.
I’m glad he’s okay!!!
I wanted to get that meowing keyboard for my niece but it was slightly out of my price range. I asked my brother if music/noise toys were a bad idea and he was in favor of them because they keep her entertained. But then she’s only a year and I’m guessing they’ll go crazy soon. So I will continue to get her noise toys and this year I’m getting him and his wife wireless headphones for their tv/entertainment as a consolation. I also got my niece blocks because we come from a Lego family.
I’ll agree that Smart Wool is tits. They’re “da bomb” as tha kids are sayin.
Today was okay. I was very stressed out about 2 things happening and now they’re both a wash, kind of. I think I’m going to go home and pour myself a stiff drink. Tomorrow will probably be less stressful and I took Friday off, so it’s time to relax a little bit.
Also today we had an event that was supposed to have food from the place that formerragequitter got that corndog a couple weeks ago and it turns out they didn’t come. There was still some delicious food so I guess I can’t complain too much.
I don’t care if it is a persona…her persona is still 1,000 times cooler than all the other Hollywood personas. Give me Jennifer Lawrence’s persona over Gwyneth Paltrow’s any day.
Yeah, right, “kind of” sad, pixar…. If you were hoping the beginning of Up or Finding Nemo would be “kind of” sad you guys are all terrible at your jobs!
“kind of” sad, pixar????? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME????? You’re gonna tell me that Up is “kind of” sad? Or Finding Nemo’s beginning?
baby elephant is to die for. I’m throwing my friend a baby shower and using baby elephants on the invite and it’s crazy adorable. tiny little stampy feet.
Watch out for Skimpleshanks!
I’m only attending that wedding because you KNOW the mother of the bride and mother of the groom are going to have it out at some point.
I actually love both names Arya and Maisie but of course could never name a baby that now. Stupid pop culture ruining cool baby names for my imaginary future children.
I can’t tell you how annoyed I am that amazon’s drones haven’t started delivering immediately. I ordered something yesterday and it’s STILL not here!!!
Yeah, does it count as sipping if i’m just continuously drinking?
I’m going to watch this and take a sip of my drink whenever it’s stupid. RIP Me
Dog Dance Afternoon
Starring Howl Pacino
I thought that Twitter feud would be mildly funny, but in fact it was really great! Just one question: was there ever a Miles??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES ARE ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stopped at target on the way home to get some last-minute food items because I was trying to avoid the grocery store the day before thanksgiving. I came home and started baking the cake and realized we didn’t have any baking soda (2 cans of baking powder though…) so I had to run out to the grocery store and I’m very proud that I survived it without stabbing anyone! Now banana cake is baking and it smells AMAZING!!! Gonna put some peanut butter & honey frosting on that bad boy, nbd.