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 +17Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: There Is Always Real Life Money In The Real Life Banana Stand (64 comments)

Seriously, everyone is talking about the obvious phallic candy, but nobody is bothering to explain why they have plastic spoons in their headbands.

 -6Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick (34 comments)

This whole comment and article is whiny.

 +4Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Michael Bay Has A Brainstorming Session (25 comments)

Minus point for no helicopter

 -2Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: French Movie Posters Are The Best Movie Posters (30 comments)

Trnslation of ‘movie poster’ is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant

 +3Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Nobody, Not Even Oregon, Can Keep This Woman Away From Bunnies (20 comments)

To be fair, it started out small with just a couple bunnies, but after a couple days they made hundreds.

 +1Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Alec Baldwin Has Some Bad News For 30 Rock Fans (30 comments)

Yeah, duh. They’re even making a

Half of your examples failed to be constants.

 +4Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Could Anything Be More Boring For A Movie Plot Than Online Gambling? (31 comments)

I think Costa Rico could provide a vivid backdrop for story telling here.

For instance, there are lots of volcanoes in Costa Rico. Perhaps they all explode at once and the only way to save the entire nation is to create a giant shield at a cost of 14 millions dollars, which conveniently is the prize money in the Online Poker Championships.

Fucking. Gold.

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Andy Rooney Accidentally Plagiarizes 1981 SNL Parody Of Himself (29 comments)

He has my dream.

 +6Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Newsbusted: Oh Look, It's Another Attempt At A Conservative Daily Show (73 comments)

She keeps moving around, like her body is going through meth withdrawals.