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sorry, too soon?

Girl One: Hey Granmpa you ever been sucked by four preadolescents?

Girl Two: Yeah we haven’t received our first periods yet so we’re going to need your blood.

 +5Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Leno (37 comments)

What’s Jay Leno? Every since Lopez Tonight hit the airwaves I’ve forgot anything else existed.

Can someone please explain to me why the line “Don’t need no StarBucks” required a “whooooo” by Justin Bieber?

 +3Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: On A Very Special Episode Of The Insider (45 comments)

“I would never hit woman, ever, unless the bitch be acting up.”

The new catch phrase Gary Coleman will be known for.

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The Movie (49 comments)

Here he gives his opinion on the metrosexual Jude Law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

 +4Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Black Eyed Peas Are On To That Next Level Shit (Literally) (73 comments)

Fake (?).

 +8Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: This Seems About Right (29 comments)

I love Black History Month.

 +2Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: The Jay Leno Show: Terrible Until The Very End (44 comments)

Gabe, I just want to thank you for watching this so I didn’t have to.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Quick Reminder: Sarah Palin Is An Asshole (50 comments)

Shouldn’t serve only be in quotes when applied to someone who didn’t fully “serve” their term.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: "Pants On The Ground" Is The New "I'mma Let You Finish" (36 comments)

I can wait until this gets an autotune remix over a black eyed peas beat.

 +5Posted on Dec 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

I wish they could have got Robin Wiliams to reprise his role as the rapping bat.

Standing next to you guys actually makes me look like a decent person. Thanks.

 0Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Hawkeyes's "RUFF DRAFT!!" (37 comments)

They cut the video short. I was really hoping they were going to show him hunch over and pick up all that money.

Looks like someone needs to get laid.

 +2Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Perfect Crime (14 comments)

come on, he has a hole for a nose, no ears, small pupils, mr potato head lips and wool hair.
kinda hard to miss.

 +6Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, My Ninjas, Dad Discovered Horrorcore (46 comments)

i actually saw all these people coming out of the ICP concert in SF last week and just seeing them walking down them all yelling juggalos 4 life did make me want to kill people.

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Stephen Colbert Finally Takes On Big Miracle Whip (81 comments)

Anyone that tries to go against Colbert always loses. This could greatly affect Miracle Whip and their new “raditude” maybe Weezer should have their own brand of Miracle Whip.

More 18-35 year olds identify with Cobert than a mayonnaise alternative.

View the Miracle Whip ads targeting Cobert here:
http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/11/the-commercials-miracle-whip-aired-during-the-colbert-report-video/

 +16Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Wait, Is The Monopoly Movie Actually Going To Be Amazing? (76 comments)

I hope that entire quote is not an interview but the logline for the movie.

 +19Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Carrie Prejean Is An Asshole (68 comments)

So excited for her book, “Faggots, Obama, Books and Other Things That Are Inappropriate”.

 -6Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

Hey remember Sherlock Holmes? We Sher Don’t.

 0Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (246 comments)

*top (bleh)

 +5Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (246 comments)

This show needs to be the worse thing on cable TV, how else is Comedy Central going to to Mind of Mencia?

 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Richard Heene Is Tearing Us Apart (78 comments)

I hope this is not some hoax to promote a reality show about candy bars.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: Oh Hell No, There Are More?!? (44 comments)

Some people are born with talent and others are born mentally unstable.