excuse me, but i was walking here.

i might be back…

you’re so right. now lets imagine if the mosaics in all the gothic cathedrals were also made of chocolate. now that’s how i could get closer to god.

no, you’re not…. to me it sounds like a bad outtake from this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMPF6lpM0XM

i mean, kinda?

MTV: because new music sucks now anyway.

i nominate forces of nature. i mean, just read this synopsis on imdb:

“Ben Holmes, a professional book-jacket blurbologist, is trying to get to Savannah for his wedding. He just barely catches the last plane, but a seagull flies into the engine as the plane is taking off. All later flights are cancelled because of an approaching hurricane, so he is forced to hitch a ride in a Geo Metro with an attractive but eccentric woman named Sara.”

geo metro? blurbologist? ben affleck? enough said.

Cattle Rocket

Ben-Purrr