I am in no way surprised that this crowd has, so far, deemed Cera as a (not so) secret jerk. However, I feel like anyone, constantly understood to be the most awkward, innocent little twerp in show business, is entitled to a little bit of jerkiness. On the other hand, Deschanel’s Top Chef appearance is indisputable evidence of how much she secretly sucks. I feel like Cera is a jerk in the way I, maybe, am (defense mechanism), and Zooey is a jerk in the way Gwyneth Paltrow is (ex. their names are Zooey, and Gwyneth).

“Like, this challenge totally, like, shows what’s wrong in our relationship”

Very sharp, Snoopy.