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Douchechill! [think David Cross, y'all]
As a pansexual male who isn’t all that fond of Carmen Electra, but who also wouldn’t turn her down in an INTIMATE situation, is it okay if I see this movie RIGHT BEFORE I see Shutter Island so my guard is down (due to this being horrible) and I don’t hate it?
Tyrannosaurus Reznor
” this was
I have no fucking idea” – My Girlfriend
Maybe I’m an easy guy to please, but the Dixter bit caught me off guard. ZING indeed.
Four squares
Four children
One ball
One victor
Four square: Don’t cross the line
Hell, anything Sam Mendes has done (save for Road to Perdition) can fit into WMOAT as far as I’m concerned. Downvote away American Beauty fans.
WHOA! And then you woke up, friend. No one on Earth could debase or devalue Let The Right One In to that degree, and I’m slightly insulted that you’d even think about the possibility that it was possible.
I don’t know if you’re all internet-scientists and have figured this out already, but my fingers are crossed that ‘Splatter’ is some sort of upcoming film/tv show(/horrible, horrible idea) and this is a viral video pertaining to the marketing of it all. I know it’s unlikely, but it’s not like expected THAT either. Point being, weird shit happens and I hope the aforementioned media projects do as well.
Maybe James Spader will sexually humiliate her, and then they’ll fall in love!
I think more-so, it’s not really about “repaying the debt” but serving the time given to you for whatever criminal offense (Sodomizing a thirteen year old girl among other things (basically, rape-rape)) you’ve committed. It’s as easy as that. It’s not like we want to bust his balls or anything, we’re not all laughing maniacally that the guy is going to go to jail for what may be the rest of his life (he’s kinda old, y’all (and my knowledge of the legal system is non-existent)) we’re just saying “You deserved that Roman, think twice next time before you commit a variety of atrocities upon a young girl (no matter how much she was “asking for it” (UGH)). Sorry for the parentheses!
It’s oh-so-difficult to avoid hating something that’s intended to be a low-brow parody intended to show how zany Ellen Page is while utilizing copious stereotypes but somehow ends up being… wait, never mind– that’s what it was.
Yeah, I remember when this happened last year. Thanksgiving is a laugh riot.
She’s like, thirteen, fourteen, maybe twelve? I don’t know, far too young for someone on videogum judging by the Roman Polanksi arguments. (BEFORE I GO I NEED TO SAY THAT OBVIOUSLY CONTEXT IS DIFFERENT AND I AGREE WITH THE RAPE-RAPE THING AND THERE’S NO NEED TO DOWNVOTE ME, I AM SELF-AWARE)
Man, if it were that easy I’d buy the six pack and the plane ticket here for you.
I feel awful knowing that my mum and my sister both wear this stuff, and the worst part is my mum doesn’t need to seem like a faux-tattooed “rockstar” douchebag because she has REAL tattoos, and they’re pretty “rockstar” ALREADY, as well as being avoidant of any douchebaggery. UGH! My life, videogum, my life.
I think the trailer looks a lot better when you think of it as a deleted scene for 1408 or something. All we need is Samuel L. Jackson and maybe some sort of homage to Snakes on a Plane.
I know that there’s probably some sort of hate-limit for Juno on the internet that has been exceeded time and time again, but I also know there’s a hate-quota (specifically made for me) for Juno which has yet to be filled to the brim, and I’d like to suggest it for an upcoming WMOAT entry.
If this is something that’s been done, or suggested, or denied, or overplayed, uh, sorry. But as far as I’m concerned, we (people who watch films) need bearded justice.
Cold Lampin’
TERRIBLE LIE!
I never knew being rich was so hard. Fuck my dreams of wealth and power; I’m getting me an RV and evading taxes!
THERE IS NO YOU! THERE IS ONLY ME!
Whoever made this has a head like they hole, as I always say!
At least he wouldn’t have to use make-up for the third film