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 0Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Down The "After The Rapture Pet Care" Rabbit Hole We Go! (77 comments)

don’t wanna get all Professor Christianitygum on ya, but that “thief in the night” thing is a pretty commonly used Rapture metaphor, FYI.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Faithful_Servant

 +1Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: SPOILER ALERT: I Know How Get Him To The Greek Ends (63 comments)

OH MAN. hasn’t aziz said he is working on developing 3 randy spinoff movies?? or was it just one randy spinoff and 2 other movies?? is aziz playing raaaaaaaandy in this movie??? imdb doesn’t list his character’s name. HOW MANY MOVIES IS THIS A SPINOFF OF!

i’m also for the record bothered by russell brand playing aldous snow but jonah hill playing not the waiter with a constant boner for aldous snow.

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: You Can Vote For Videogum In This Thing Or Whatever (28 comments)

hannibal and murderfist are actually really good choices! also a good choice: rich jones for best tech(/sweetest dude).

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: You Can Vote For Videogum In This Thing Or Whatever (28 comments)

whatever max! you’ll be singin a different tune when you WIN!

 +13Posted on Jan 21st, 2010 | re: The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party (65 comments)

total bummer that you stayed in that night, you mean!!!!

 0Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Courtney Love Is A Mess (17 comments)

aw i’ve been watching a lot of twin peaks lately too!

 +1Posted on Jan 16th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: 2010 Edition (54 comments)

plus, dc pierson on community and dominic dierkes on parks and rec!! derrick comedy owned nbc!

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Being Mormon Is Normal (67 comments)

did anyone else find that that sleaze in the middle (‘hola, como estas?’ etc) reminded them of AD
Miles in The Ten??

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: American Idol Is An Asshole (48 comments)

wait, what was posh spice doing here??? what happened to ellen? what did i miss, i was sleeping.

 +2Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Who Should Replace Tobey Maguire As Spider-Man? (51 comments)

Samm Levine JUST “tweeted” (ugh) yesterday that he was up for the same role as Jaleel White in an audition (?). So our dreams may be coming true!

 +3Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Shut Up, Jerry Seinfeld (110 comments)

“But there’s no rules in show business, there’s no refs.”
-The Marriage Ref

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Avatar Make Up Tutorial (84 comments)

i just watched joe’s video and not the girl’s, and i kinda don’t want to watch the girl’s now after reading these comments and it looks like that would ruin joe’s, but i thought just after joe’s video: very funny A+++! Glad you’re back joe mande, keep it up. ALSO this goes very well with joe’s other awesome avatar video, which i would link in that sentence if i knew how to link, but i don’t so here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnLiDZCAIxQ

only 2 days late!! i’m good at videogum.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (64 comments)

i was about to say the same thing!

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: LOLOLet's Go: New York (16 comments)

whuut, i’m sorry i swear i hit ‘in reply to becca’ there (and did not preview)! oh well.

Also: when i first glanced at this post without really concentrating on what it was telling me, i jumped to the conclusion that i would be clicking on like an ohmyrockness-style website for comedy. Like, so that if i wanted to see where i could catch like John Mulaney or Wyatt Cenac or whoever doing standup, or see who was at Big Terrific this week, i could do it all in one convenient location. i liked this video, TBS very funny, but why don’t we have a website like that yet???

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: LOLOLet's Go: New York (16 comments)

aw me too! and dave hill too (i love them both so much!)

 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Todd Barry On The Late Show With David Letterman (12 comments)

i did not mean to imply that at all. not sure what i did mean to imply. just an observation. relax, ‘technoflammy’

that audience had to be of at least 75!

 +12Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Zach Galifianakis Pulled A Real Jaime Pressly (21 comments)

haha, “The 39-year-old “fat Jesus” is not only hysterical, he’s also kerrrrazy.”

i think a lot of people (ie the tmz-reading crowd) expect zach to fit into this normal mold of just-slightly-offbeat comedian, in which case this incident would be totally weird, in reality, dude just does not give an F, and has always been this weird, and is not the seth rogen or whatever that they want him to be, in which case, just another day in zach-town.

 +4Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: How Is It That Every Cat On The Internet Is Cute? (48 comments)

charlyne yi doing her ET impression??!

 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Todd Barry On The Late Show With David Letterman (12 comments)

man, i’d seen him do everything but the daylight savings bit before. am i going to too many standup shows?? :/

ALSO important note: why do i have the impression he was wearing an ascot, even though his collar was open?

 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Todd Barry On The Late Show With David Letterman (12 comments)

that’s how dude rolls!

 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: The At The Movies Promo Trailer Moment (24 comments)

oh cool i LOVE ao scott! really. i always read his reviews of movies i care enough to think about, and i almost always agree with him. his opinions aren’t nearly so populist as ol’ ebert’s are though, i wonder how that is going to go: this format of show (which i agree with ‘gradstudentsaretheworst’ is best for mom & dad) but with rather elite almost snobbish-tending critics at the helm? weird!

 0Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Pilot Episode (58 comments)

was judd apatow somehow involved with this?? they refer to it a lot on the freaks & geeks commentary tracks for some reason and that is about 100% of my exposure to this show previous to right now. (professor commentaries emeritus over here)

 -1Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

you never really concluded on this one: is this a contender for the top of the WMOT list? sounds like yes??

 +4Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Alec Baldwin Has Some Bad News For 30 Rock Fans (30 comments)

that really does sound like quite enough time for 30 rock to play out.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Anna Faris Made A Cute Video About The Adorable Recession (23 comments)

how do i know that “taylor schechter” guy….wait is that “little bit of luck”???