As bad as that movie is, as bad as all the “Worst Movies” have been, I still live in fear of Nell. Having sat through it in a theater, even thinking about it obliquely will cause me to lose sleep. I don’t know if I can read the review of it…I just can’t live in a world where I could accidentally come across that movie while channel surfing. Oh, god, the flashbacks have started.

Frankly, the worst movie of all time has to have Robin Williams in it. It should be a categorical requirement. He is capable of sucking the funny right out of anything. He’s also capable of sucking drama, pathos, or any other intended effect right out of anything he’s associated with in any way.