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I have it on good authority that Topher is more the anilingus type.
I have an EXCLUSIVE FIRST SCOOP on the EXPLOSIVE Topher Grace hate-tapes. Here’s one of the choice quotes:
“I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will let me sux your buttz first.”
That chart doesn’t clarify which of Topher’s sexual partners had their buttz suxxed. (Hint: ALL OF THEM)
I’m convinced that whoever produced this particular story intentionally tried to make it as viral as possible. Good meme = good publicity. Kind of like how I provide good publicity for Topher’s buttz-suxxing!
Tyra appears to have suxxed too many buttz in that screencap. She shouldn’t try to keep up with Topher, who has built up a buttz tolerance heretofore unseen.
This reminds me of that new law they passed in Arizona that requires anybody suspected of being Topher Grace to provide credentials that prove he does not sux any buttz. God Bless America.
TOPHERSUXBUTTZ TO THE RESCUE!!!
Not pictured: The Topher Grace Brand Anal Douche — for all your Buttz-Suxxing needs!
This video is really quiet and I don’t have headphones with me. Is that song saying “My buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, my buttz, he said he’d sux my buttz” ??? If so, it could be the first entry in the new Tophercore genre of rap. I see a very serious Nightline story about this in the near future.
Every week that I am not given a spot in the Monsters’ Ball is another week Topher Grace’s buttz-suxxing goes unfettered. THIS CANNOT STAND!
This guy is to rhythm what Topher Grace is to not suxxing buttz.
I heard that Topher Grace has tainted Justin Bieber’s squeaky-clean reputation by taking him to the most exclusive butt-suxxing club in L.A.
TAINTed.
Like a taint.
It’s not kosher to suck bacon! ERGO, suxxing buttz =/= kosher
His birth name is Saultopher Graceowitz.
Topher Grace had to convert from Judaism because it turned out buttz weren’t kosher.
That 70s Show was not accurate either, as it severely downplayed Topher Grace’s predilection for suxxing buttz.
This is an important public safety issue. If the childrens wear their pants too saggy, they become prime targets for a thorough buttz-suxxing from one Mr. Topher Grace.
This be some shameful shit. YOU KNOW I DESERVED THE TOP PRIZE, GABE. You’re just too blind to see the TRUTH!!!
Which is that Topher sux buttz!!!
“Don’t feed the Topher — cuz we’d soon run out of buttz.” – tophersuxbuttz
Thank you, dunebug.I recently decided to KFC Double Down on my efforts to spread the word about Topher’s unseemly buttsuxxing. I’m glad my words are having an effect on people. BUT WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT
Meanwhile, the “Topher Grace Vs. The Buttz” trailer is Sux-Ass.
“Joe sucks off his cigarette” is an obvious rip-off of my poem “Topher sux the Marlboro Man’s buttz.” WHEN WILL THE INJUSTICE CEASE?!?
It would be my pleasure.
It was Topher Grace.
I haven’t seen a redhead this angry since Topher Grace suxxed Laura Prepon’s buttz without consent on the set of That ’70s Show!
“Which one do I sux first?!?”
- Topher Grace