When I was younger I was very very very religous. I became this way after I read a description of hell somewhere and to this day that description is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read. Upon reading this I decided to become a christian not because I believe in God, but because Iwas afraid of going to hell. I read the bible and obeyed every commandment written in it. One commandment that I specifically paid attention to was Leviticus 18:22 which states “Man shall not lay with man, it is abomination” I began to be very homophobic, used the word ‘fag’ as often as I could and even blamed some of my problems on gays. A few years later after some thought and a confusing dream involving Paul Newman circa 1958 and a hotel room in Venice I realized that I am gay. A few months later, I came out and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. What I’m saying is, if you ever need to talk Rick, I’m here for you.
Those corgis look kinda gay.
Oh, fuck you!
A Walk on the Swoon
My parents are going to watch the hell out of this show.
Hey guys! I haven’t been able to comment lately. Miss you
You’re back! I missed you!
You can’t dislike a show whilst profiting off of its female lead’s ass. You have to pick a side.
I still have my fingers crossed for Gabe to write an angry scathing review of Whitney ala Outsoucred, The Jay Dunham Show and The Jeff Leno Show.
I have a fairly decent gaydar and whenever Rick Santorum speaks red lights go off on it and flags wave from its sides.
“Shut the fuck up, facetaco!” – Kelly
What else can you expect from a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter?
Congrats, Mad Men you deserved it!
Does this mean you’ll start commenting again?
It’s been great having all my internet friends commenting on Videogum like in the old days. We should do this again some time.
“I know, let’s sing Hallelujah for the In Memoriam at The Emmy’s just to keep it original!”
Game of Thrones is a show I’ll never watch, but I’ll always admit it’s good.
Well, this was Friday Right Rights.
I’m just glad that I didn’t see Olivia Munn on that stage.