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 +12Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom? (114 comments)

The Dane of Our Existence

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom? (114 comments)

Too Many Cooks

 +1Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

For curious Monsters who have not seen Hot Coffee, here’s a Mental Floss article with the details of the McDonald’s coffee lawsuit: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/79371

“I buy Mental Floss when I am bored in airports” –Tooch 1981 – 2012

 +15Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar (40 comments)

Gabe, just FYI, if you want to turn Videogum into an “All-Jeopardy!, All the Time” blog, I’m perfectly okay with that. Potential recurring feature: What’s Up With Ken Jennings?

Who’s with me?

 +13Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: Videogum Is Forever, At Least For DS3M (74 comments)

Look, the Ask Jeeves tattoo I got in 1997 has definitely gotten me laid a few times. I’m still waiting for the Friendster tattoo to pay off, but it shouldn’t be long now.

 +3Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: The Paul Reiser Show: A Review (100 comments)

I love Tom Lennon & Ben Garant as much as the next guy (provided that guy loves them VERY VERY MUCH) and I even think Dave Holmes was in the pilot to which you referred and gosh darnit if I don’t like him too, but Tom Lennon & Ben Garant have been part of their share of not-so-great projects, too.

Perfect Couples really seemed to have some things going for it, including Jen Kirkman and Nick Adams on the writing staff and a theme song by AC Newman.

I just think it is really hard to have something awesome get through the typical entertainment biz process – from the page to the cast to the pilot through the network pick-up process, through writing and screening subsequent episodes and incorporating network notes – and come out on the other end still being awesome. It’s what makes the stuff that manages to do that so noteworthy.

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Action Figure Therapy (20 comments)

I am going to have to try this at some point.

 +8Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“…And all this time, I was smoking HARMLESS tobacco!” – Burns, revealing his true self to the Greenpeace group he infiltrated

“This brown patch over here needs a little H-2-OH YEAH!” – Duffman, watering his lawn

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

There’s actually been a lot of hilarious Videogum coverage of The Happening:
http://videogum.com/tag/the-happening/

I think Gabe might have even seen it in the theater (or maybe only Lindsay saw it?). Anyway, just thought I’d share!

 +23Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 31: Dog Movies (306 comments)

Citizen Canine

 +3Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 31: Dog Movies (306 comments)

Wag The Dog

PICTURED: All of your boyfriends.

 +2Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen. (62 comments)

Hey Bubs, the Spanish guest judge was Jose Andres. Did Ferran Adria show up somewhere else in this episode? I was kind of walking in and out of the room during the part where they were serving the food.

 +7Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen. (62 comments)

I honestly thought when Ed said, “I’m not mad…” that he was going to finish by saying, “…I’m just disappointed.” But then he said the other cliche thing! So many surprises, this show.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

Whispered: “Literally.”

 +18Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail OR: Animals Dressed For Work (137 comments)

Attorney at Paw(s)!

 +3Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: POLL: Which Of These Upcoming Asian Horror Movies Is More Hilarious? (94 comments)

Whoops, I think they mixed up the “Raped by Satan” movie title with the poster for that other upcoming horror film, “The Torsos Have Eyes”.

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (133 comments)

Here are the details for Mans/ptsmith/ other non-facebookers:

Date/Time: Saturday, August 14 at 8:30pm – August 15 at 2:00am
Location: Anthony’s T Pizzeria Restaurant
1016 Commonwealth Avenue
Boston, MA

If you RSVP on this thread, I can RSVP by proxy for you via facebook comment.

And nobody will know what that last sentence means 25 years from now.

 +5Posted on Jul 1st, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E03: A System Of Pies And Barbecues (67 comments)

Does everyone know that Videogum pal Max Silvestri also recaps Top Chef for Eater? Here’s his latest: http://tiny.cc/bzh3o

Double your LOLk every Thursday!

 +25Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: In Defense Of Jason Bateman (101 comments)

I was going to leave this comment, but then you had already done it. Many upvotes to you! I’ll only add: JA-HISS-ON?

 +21Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Caleb Howe (104 comments)

Guys, it’s cool. Nick Madson already replied to Caleb Howe:

“@CalebHowe You craven, pudding-spined clitoris of a man.”

Really zing’d him!

 +34Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: Jay Leno Recycles His Awful Jokes (40 comments)

Hey guys, I am no Joe Mande, but I definitely Took One For The Team a couple of weeks ago when, while vacationing with a friend in CA, my friend’s parents decided to surprise us with tickets to see Jay Leno perform at a comedy club in Hermosa Beach. He does a show there every Sunday night apparently. It keeps him IN THE COMEDY ZONE, I guess. Anyway, I sat through an hour+ of Jay Leno jokes and if you think the jokes from the Correspondents’ Dinner are bad (and they totally are), let me assure you that Jay Leno really was giving it is his best effort. In the act I saw, he spent about 20% of the time doing jokes about the CLINTON ADMINISTRATION and various other things that happened during the 90′s. He’d be like, “I don’t know if you saw this, but a few years back…” NO JAY LENO. Not “a few years back”, that was OVER A DECADE AGO. Also, he did a solid 7 minutes of “women like cats and men like dogs” jokes. (Maybe it wasn’t funny because it is TOO TRUE?) At one point, he said, “I don’t understand the dating scene…” to lead into a bunch of dating jokes (I think), but then he just pointed out how he’s been married for 30 years, and didn’t end up making a single joke about dating!

Oh, the stories I could tell you of how hideous this show was!

 +13Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Mad Men Season 4 (29 comments)

I feel like I should clarify: That was a joke about how Sal was fired last season.

 +16Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Mad Men Season 4 (29 comments)

I just hope none of your white male friends are GAY.

 +35Posted on Mar 15th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Was Jude Law This Terrible In Hamlet, Too? (62 comments)

I feel like this would be a good time to share that there is a billboard in Hartford, CT for the local alt-station that says:

“Traffic Jam? PEARL JAM.”

And this never ceases to make me laugh.