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 +18Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating (83 comments)

was there something weird about the colors on mike’s grandaughter’s hungry hungry hippos game? serious important concerns over here, you guys.

 +34Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

paddy’s pub on parks and rec!?

 +8Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: A Viking Funeral For Bored To Death (14 comments)

you’re referring to an irish wake.

a viking funeral would be if they put the whole show in a row boat, then push the boat off into the water, then shot it with a flaming arrow.

 +25Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (112 comments)

with the fate of the show hanging in the balance, i kind of loved that this was the episode of community that aired last night. what better way to demonstrate the show’s accessibility than making an entire episode in homage to francis ford coppola and heart of darkness? A+

 +8Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants (50 comments)

no no no. he’s just preparing for his lead role in an upcoming shane macgowan biopic.

 +10Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

but seriously…

completely pointless flashback opener yet again. seriously dumb way to illustrate how much shane supposedly cares about lori and carl. we get it.

anything with daryl is awesome. i actually thought the merle hallucinations were well done. usually the show is pretty awkward and heavy-handed with stuff like that. it made no sense to have the zombie chewing on his foot when he woke up. by all logic, daryl should have awoken to his throat being torn out. but as long as daryl gets to keep living and being awesome, i don’t mind.

ZOMBIE BARN! i wonder what’s going on in there. is hershel doing zombie experiments? can we just throw andrea into the zombie barn?

 +32Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft? (120 comments)

andrea is giving kate from lost a run for her money in race for WORST CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.

 +7Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: The Kaplans' Full House Intro Recreation Video Will Win You Over (44 comments)

you know, just the other day i found myself wondering whatever happened to predictability. now i know!

 +23Posted on Nov 8th, 2011 | re: New Commenters' New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks! (187 comments)

i’ll bet brett ratner’s life is a lot like entourage. and i’ll bet brett ratner spends a lot of time talking about how much his life is like entourage.

 +31Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (91 comments)

at this point i wouldn’t be surprised if they told us that the farm house has an invisible force field on it that keeps zombies away, despite the fact that they do really stupid things like leave the porch lights on at night and don’t close the shades. and the force field is also the reason the house has hot water and electricity.

 +13Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Picture Of Matt Lauer In His Good Halloween Costume (8 comments)

can you believe it’s already been two years since those two drunk ewoks ruined that today show segment and ann curry was the least fun person of all time?

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Top 5 Covers Of The Ghostbusters Theme Song (33 comments)

whoa. there’s something strange in the GABErhood. amirite!?!

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

god bless beavis and butthead. welcome home, fart knockers.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

“Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain is said to have been ecstatic at having the video for “Smells Like Teen Spirit” praised by Beavis and Butt-head, and deemed it a great compliment.”

 +6Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: There's An Alien In The Rainforest! (26 comments)

coincidentally i’ve been watching so much x files recently. like all the x files.

 0Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Commercial For Live Bait (19 comments)

pet nutz bait is just like a mini mall…

 +7Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second? (50 comments)

how to make it in america:

step 1: play finch in american pie.
step 2: be on this show.

 +11Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: Scientology's Trey Parker And Matt Stone Investigation Seems Effective (19 comments)

miss lippy’s car is green. billy likes to drink soda.

 +11Posted on Oct 24th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E02: Is There An Animal Doctor In The Farmhouse?! (83 comments)

so despite all of the feelings sharing going on all the time, we really still only know t-dog as “t-dog?” i mean… reeeeeeeeeeeeally? #thatsracist

my college self would be furious at the wanton waste of solo cups happening in this video. THOSE CUPS COST MONEY, PEOPLE.

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: The Real Johnny Bananas Sues Entourage: UPDATE! (15 comments)

YOU’RE PISSING ME OFF, RONALD.

 +10Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons? (24 comments)

look big daddy, it’s regular daddy!

 +5Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons? (24 comments)

“you got greedy, cast of the simpsons.”

 +7Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Will A Money Dispute Put An End To The Simpsons? (24 comments)

for the love of god cancel it! we’ve been waiting too long for chief wiggum’s spinoff!

 +13Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (37 comments)

LET’S DANCE!