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 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (16 comments)

Ah, the $7m per year Big Baby. Finest (re)purchase the Flames ever made.

 +8Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

“Forget it, Hans. It’s Tibannopolis.”

 +11Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 40,000 Watts Of MegaBASS (61 comments)

“Chill out ears, we got this.” – this girl’s index fingers.

 +3Posted on Aug 15th, 2011 | re: BREAKING: New Trampoline Accident! (27 comments)

needs more Ryan Gosling.

 +6Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: NYC Subway Nightmare (71 comments)

I’m pretty sure that when F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote this: “When bored, we took our city with a Huysmans-like perversity. An afternoon alone in our “apartment” eating olive sandwiches and drinking a quart of Bushmill’s whisky presented by Zoe Akins, then out into the freshly bewitched city, through strange doors into strange apartments with intermittent swings along in taxis through the soft nights. At last we were one with New York, pulling it after us through every portal. Even now I go into many flats with the sense that I have been there before or in the one above or below – was it the night I tried to disrobe in theScandals, or the night when (as I read with astonishment in the paper next morning) “Fitzgerald Knocks Officer This Side of Paradise”? Successful scrapping not being among my accomplishments, I tried in vain to reconstruct the sequence of events that led up to this denouement in Webster Hall. And lastly from that period I remember riding in a taxi one afternoon between very tall buildings under a mauve and rosy sky; I began to bawl because I had everything I wanted and knew I would never be so happy again,” he imagined a future New York very much like the one portrayed by the folks in this video.

Or maybe not. Who knows. He was really drunk a lot of the time.

 +3Posted on Aug 10th, 2011 | re: NYC Subway Nightmare (71 comments)

There are a lot of things written on the internet that I read at and think, “I wonder if that’s entirely true.” This is probably one of the first things I’ve read on the internet when that has unequivocally not occurred. As far as I can tell, everything about it is accurate.

 +14Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

title track: “Goop, there it is”.

thank you and goodnight.

since when does the 1st amendment get thrust into a debate about moral relativism? Bill “I’ll write it!” O’Reilly just wants to make all the rules for you.

 0Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 34: Back To The Future Edition (245 comments)

Huey Lewis and the Newsies.

 0Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 34: Back To The Future Edition (245 comments)

Y’know what, I’m just going to say it:

BrokeBack to the Future

g’night, and thanks for all the downvotes!