Schindler’s Fist

What’s that movie with the non-linear narrative that has a lot of plot holes but so many people like it anyways because it’s “cool” but then you’re like, “Well, there is no possible way for that to have actually happened because of that thing that happened earlier and the only way it could have happened is on a one in a million hunch?” and they’re all, “It’s a movie, anything is possible” and you get really mad and you don’t talk to them for like a week or two?

I’d rather watch Bailey react to an episode of Seinfeld for 22 minutes.

I would totally go to a restaurant called the Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

I hope they understand the irony of placing a giant moth right near a hall tree covered in clothes.

Anyone else see Tabloid? That’s my favorite from this year, probably because I’ll love any Errol Morris documentary.

Definitely Maeby Tonight

Inside Gob