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 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

Give me a break!
Give me a break!
Break me off a piece of that insulin shot!

 -1Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

I really don’t like the parallel Lost. I watch the show for what happens on the island. Without the island there ain’t no show! Get back to my stories.

 +1Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding? (39 comments)

Seriousgum, dude has some issues. Takes me back to my days of working mental health clinics, he has some borderline personality disorder traits.

 -1Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

Once again I am on my mission for Hamlet 2 to be featured here. It’s so bad! Please, hate it with me.

 -1Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Quick Reminder: Sarah Palin Is An Asshole (50 comments)

A sexy asshole.

 +12Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E01-02: Night Of A Thousand What?!s (89 comments)

I just hope my favorite jam, You Are Everybody, makes its way to the series finale!

 -1Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

It’s called raise the roof. You start with your hands like this.

 +7Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal (52 comments)

I just woke up from a dream where Gabe and I were playing Super Mario Kart. How am I supposed to face reality now?

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Your Mom On An Airplane To Phoenix (52 comments)

Phoenix is home to the Arizona State Hospital where all of the Grand Canyon state’s mentally unfit reside. Maybe she is going back for a tune up. Though I think she is just fine.

 +29Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

Please no more Hulu clips.

 +10Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: All Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit. You're Welcome! (38 comments)

RIP

 +19Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

You didn’t drink the anecdote!

 +16Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

Anecdotes are so delicious!

 +8Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: All Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit. You're Welcome! (38 comments)

I know I should be looking at the young ladies dancing, but is the song in the background about burning corpses and having sex with them?

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (119 comments)

Oh, Pirate Radio was terrible.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats (119 comments)

The movie Sour Grapes is horrible! Not sure if it got a major release, but oh man. If you can make it through the entire movie you are a strong man. Also, another attempt at getting Hamlet 2 on the list!

 +2Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

Yes!!! Hamlet 2 is the worst! Of all time!

 +24Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon (147 comments)

The cat wants a cheeseburger? I don’t get it.

 +8Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

The Trash Man vs. The Talibum. Classic match up.

 -3Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Is STILL Back! (56 comments)

Really? The Office was harsh, Jim pulled the biggest dick move ever. That seemed so out of character for him to get Michael out of the office. It felt wrong of him to go that far behind Michael’s back to get his job. And now they are co-managers? Where is the funny in that?

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

Is Hamlet 2 on the list yet?

 +2Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

And how! I wish they actually filmed it in Tucson (520 represent!). That might have made it a little better.

 +2Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

He ain’t care! I need to use that more often.

I nominate, again, Hamlet 2. Commence down voting!

 +9Posted on Jul 17th, 2009 | re: The Offspring Have Something To Say! (32 comments)

I am so glad the video has been removed for terms of use violation.

 -2Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

Mildly funny? It’s dreadful.