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 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah's Chocolate Set (152 comments)

Give me a break!
Give me a break!
Break me off a piece of that insulin shot!

 -1Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

I really don’t like the parallel Lost. I watch the show for what happens on the island. Without the island there ain’t no show! Get back to my stories.

 +1Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: What Exactly Was The Alec Baldwin Misunderstanding? (39 comments)

Seriousgum, dude has some issues. Takes me back to my days of working mental health clinics, he has some borderline personality disorder traits.

 -1Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity (129 comments)

Once again I am on my mission for Hamlet 2 to be featured here. It’s so bad! Please, hate it with me.

 -1Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Quick Reminder: Sarah Palin Is An Asshole (50 comments)

A sexy asshole.

 +12Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E01-02: Night Of A Thousand What?!s (89 comments)

I just hope my favorite jam, You Are Everybody, makes its way to the series finale!

 -1Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

It’s called raise the roof. You start with your hands like this.

 +6Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal (51 comments)

I just woke up from a dream where Gabe and I were playing Super Mario Kart. How am I supposed to face reality now?

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Your Mom On An Airplane To Phoenix (52 comments)

Phoenix is home to the Arizona State Hospital where all of the Grand Canyon state’s mentally unfit reside. Maybe she is going back for a tune up. Though I think she is just fine.

 +29Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

Please no more Hulu clips.