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 +14Posted on Apr 1st, 2011 | re: Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof (95 comments)

Believe me when I tell you I want that goof. We ladies like our men all jokey and ridiculous and also capable of sexually assaulting our bodies. Trust.

 +53Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

“Because I Said So” starring Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton. Diane Keaton has never had an orgasm! Mandy Moore has to tell her own mother what an orgasm feels like! (Later, the minister from the WB’s 7th Heaven gives Diane Keaton an orgasm.) Also, a dog humps an ottoman while Diane Keaton accidentally looks at porn. Someone wrote this movie!

And “The Wedding Date” starring Debra Messing and Dermot Mulroney. The editing is terrible! I’ve never noticed editing before in my life!


 +5Posted on Jul 14th, 2010 | re: So Just To Clarify: "From The Mind Of" Means "Garbage", Right? (137 comments)

I know several Chicago Monsters who’ll be at Pitchfork on Sunday, myself included. (Though I’m more of a Chicago Lurker, truth be told.)

 +4Posted on Jul 2nd, 2010 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For James Cameron's 3D Black Eyed Peas Movie? (79 comments)

Me too. (First comment ever!)