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 +11Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: Oh Good Grief, SKATING With The Stars?!?!?! (67 comments)

I got excited when I thought it was THIS skating…

 +3Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: The First Autumn Jam Of 2010: Lil P-Nut's "You Might Be The One" (46 comments)

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE (76 comments)

 +12Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Ginger Kid Releases Soulless Music Video (44 comments)

 -3Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

The Friday After Next
Inside Man
The Never Ending Story
Labyrinth

 +4Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Def Jam Rapstar Isn't Just A Dope Videogame! It's Also A Dope MATCHMAKER! (60 comments)

Yeah, we could get into a big sociological discussion over this, or we could all sit down and enjoy a viewing of the movie Baby Boy, or even just read Stanley Crouch’s essay on the importance of that film, or, we could all just realize that “popular rap” is just as ridiculous as “popular (insert genre here)”.

My favourite (Queen’s English!) thing (read: least favourite thing) is telling people that I’m a rapper, because I get the “What do you rap about? Bitches, bling?” complete with the head-movement-arm-straight-out, other-arm-pretending-to-be-holding-a-mic response, and giggles and awkward. Then I just go home and think of something witty I should have said two hours after the fact.

So, long answer, but, yes and no. It just depends on where you look.

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Mel Gibson Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise! (77 comments)

 +7Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Dogs Of Glory (45 comments)

Because AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 +31Posted on Jun 22nd, 2010 | re: From The Mind Of M. Night Shyamalan (42 comments)

I also wondered about humidity. WHAT ABOUT HUMIDITY?!

“Oh, the humidity!”
- Alien Newscaster

 +4Posted on Jun 18th, 2010 | re: Snoop Dogg Recorded A True Blood Song, Like, For Real (36 comments)

“Okay, Dave, it’s a vampire roadhouse scene, and you’re dancing and you slip on some blood, and land in some vampire doo-doo. Splat.”

 +12Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: These Ain't Your Daddy's The Smurfs! (Quick Question: What Are Smurfs?) (78 comments)

Smurfs: Make the Biggest Little Mistake In Your Life in the Movie Theater.

 +5Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Perez Hilton Belongs In Jail (72 comments)

When he started the video with “A fake controversy that the MEDIA is talking about…” all I could think was:

Perez Hilton for Sarah Palin 2012

 -2Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: The Louie Anderson Dance, OR: "Welcome To Nightmare Town!" (39 comments)

Louie Anderson is the Louie Anderson of this Louie Anderson shit.

From Stephen Hawking’s “A Brief History of Time”

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.” The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?” “You’re very clever, young man, very clever”, said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!”

- to paraphrase that delightful little old lady (LOL) in regards to YouTube:

But it’s cats riding Roombas all the way down!

The best part about Steve’s avatar is that when he replies it makes it look like the avatar is doing a “OH NO HE DIDN’T” head jerk. Extra points for the incredulous string of question marks.

 +3Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Don't Text Mom The Babysitter's Dead (88 comments)

Mom’s Gonna Have a Tyler Perry Film Title.

 +3Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Finally, A Laramie Project About Aliens (34 comments)

Do you yell “FIRE IN THE SKY!” when getting space-raped?

 0Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Bad Boys 3? (84 comments)

Bad Boys 3: Crank 3