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“But anyway, pray for me. That’s all I got to say,” said the man (your boyfriend, obvs.) before the glass broke.

Said the lion? “Prey for me.”

 +24Posted on May 14th | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

Forget the second link:

 +8Posted on May 14th | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

This was a great Roger moment:

 +14Posted on May 14th | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

I think this was actually my favorite episode this season. As far as Betty goes, while she was a raging bitch (Classic Betty), I sympathized with her weight loss struggle. I gets better, Betty.

 +26Posted on May 14th | re: Listen To Your Friends (21 comments)

The only thing this video is missing is the slow motion replay.

 +10Posted on May 14th | re: FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs (32 comments)

I am 110% positive that if I met Ryan Gosling, he would fall madly in love with me, and I would probably realize that he is even more amazing than I would have ever imagined. Then, I would divorce The Narrator and run off with Gos.

With each day that goes by, it gets harder and harder for me to believe that he is actually the son of Tom Hanks.

 +7Posted on May 8th | re: How To Poop Like A Child (14 comments)

Poop gifs?

 +13Posted on May 2nd | re: This Ashton Kutcher "Dating Video" Is Incredibly Upsetting (40 comments)

I call shenanigans! Kutcher jacked this from the Late Times with James Fallon sketch called “Cupid’s Arrow.” Kutcher is no Jose. NO WAY JOSE!

 +30Posted on Apr 30th | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

I hope when Mad Men ends we get a Sally Draper spin-off so we can find out what she is like as she gets older. She’s going to have some issues after things like this:

 +25Posted on Apr 30th | re: Mad Men: Joan Isn't Just Like Everybody Else (62 comments)

I think my favorite part of the episode was when Pauline tripped over the phone line, and Sally told Bobby to go get Pauline a glass of water. Bobby did a double take, and Sally was all “GO BOBBY!” Sally and Bobby are our generation’s Jack and Kate.

 +11Posted on Apr 30th | re: Marriage Advice From Kenny And Selma (11 comments)

That is #literally The Narrator and I in 50 years.

 +11Posted on Apr 30th | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

You guys, I am worried about these two. They look they may be masterminding a plot to shoot up their school.

 +6Posted on Apr 16th | re: Monday Pizza Dance Break! (18 comments)

My favorite part was when he seduced the pizza.

 +7Posted on Apr 13th | re: Women Against Ryan Gosling (30 comments)

 +26Posted on Apr 9th | re: Don Draper Is Not Tony Soprano (89 comments)

I really thought Greg might think it was weird when he saw that baby Kevin had gray hair, and that would be what set up the divorce.

 +7Posted on Apr 5th | re: Bone Pugz N Harmony (11 comments)

Fuck yeah!

Are you Steve Winwooding us?

Liam DIMSworth, as I like to call him, has admitted that he barfed tiny burgers on Josh Hutcherson’s Jack Daniels pool table. Therefore, I don’t really know what this fight is about if it is supposed to be over Liam’s affections.

 +3Posted on Apr 4th | re: What Will The Hellraiser TV Show Be About? (31 comments)

Hellraiser saves a woman from being hit by a cab only to be thrust into the spotlight. How will Hellraiser handle his new found sex status symbol?!

 +15Posted on Apr 4th | re: In Other Important Ryan Gosling News... (36 comments)

If this were my Craiglist’s ad it would be for everyone who LOVES Ryan Gosling. I would lure them into a dungeon so that I could have Ryan Gosling all to myself. Eva Mendes is Nightmare Enemy #1.

 +11Posted on Apr 4th | re: In Other Important Ryan Gosling News... (36 comments)

Nice try, buddy!

 +11Posted on Apr 4th | re: Ryan Gosling Saved A Woman From Getting Hit By A Taxi (57 comments)

I don’t think I can trust anyone with a fat Gerard Depardieu avatar.

 +11Posted on Apr 4th | re: Ryan Gosling Saved A Woman From Getting Hit By A Taxi (57 comments)

If you can hook me up with Ryan Gosling, you have a new client!

 +18Posted on Apr 4th | re: Ryan Gosling Saved A Woman From Getting Hit By A Taxi (57 comments)

Do you have a story or something that you would like to share with the class? I need supporting evidence. Also, seeing as I have been in love with Ryan Gosling since MMC (longer than I have known my huz–REALLY!) I don’t see myself falling out of love anytime soon. I could never get enough of this: