Robot, a round of iDrinks for my friendz!
It’s like werewolf planking doesn’t even matter anymore.
The now picture makes him look like he would strip me of my skin and wear it.
I too wrote JTT a letter. By “a letter,” I mean I wrote him once a month for a year. I got two responses and I still have them because why wouldn’t I?
You mean Jordan Catalano…A-DUH!
Of all of these guys, he was probably the one that I was the least into, but DAMN, he is looking fiiiiiiiiiine.
To answer your question, yes, I’d hit that.
I took the risk and watched the video. Of course, I just so happened to leave my classroom door unlocked today, and a student walked in on me sobbing. No risk, no reward????
His jacket looks like one of those jackets that a grandma who thinks of herself as “sassy” would wear.
Tweet the Vote? OR #tweethevote
First you let birds vote, the next thing you know our children will be marrying them. MARRYING a BIRD! You decide, man.
Jon Hamm’s penis for president!
They should have included an apple pie and, of course, a gun. #America
I genuinely love how happy grandpa is, but the coaching in the background is very Toddlers and Tiaras.
I just don’t understand why Ryan Gosling hasn’t come to the fun run in my vagina yet.
9. I had lots of stuffed animals, but I had two teddy bears. One was named Fuzzy Bear, and I still have him. The other was named Grant after a boy who was in 5th grade when I was in 2nd and he was totes dreamy.
This Blingee makes life worth living.
The bad news is that today feels like Friday, so I am looking at two more excruciating work days. The good news is that I heard a student in the hall say, “DAMN, SON! That can’t be no teacher!” as I walked past. I’ve still got it!
It would have been nice to at least get a FIRST DATE.
I used to pray to marry Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 when I was 14, and we are totes not married. WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?!?!
The Meth Producers
Until recently, I thought I could live my life free of Juggalos; however, they have been slowly taking over.
I work at a Starbucks, and as I am sure you all know, we offer free Wi-Fi. Lately two Juggalos have been coming in and staying for hours upon hours (like my whole 8 hour shift, and then some) and using our internet. It really peeves me because they NEVER buy anything, but they bring in McDonald’s and other grossness. One day they brought a 2 liter of Faygo (NO LIE!) and bag of Ruffles with onion dip. For some reason, we can’t ask them to leave. Now the pack has grown and there are 4-5 of them there at a time. They just sit their taunting me, and I don’t know how much more I can take.
On top of this, my neighbors to the right are Juggalos, and they are just the fucking worst. They like to use our garbage can instead of theirs to throw away their Burger King bags and cigarette butts. My huz just put a bunch of rotten fruit in their garbage can, so I guess the war is on. Anyway, the ultimate betrayal…We considered ourselves pretty good friends with the neighbors on the left, until one night, I came home and saw the Juggalos walking out of their apartment!
JUGGALOS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!