“Forest fire? The best! LOL YOLO” -nobody ever, also, this guy.

Those babies have astonishing motor skills and also astonishing brains if they invented this game on their own. Guys, I think we just met our new baby overlords. All rubber bands must be sent to them immediately as tribute.

Are you implying that there’s something else that liberal white people possibly do to deal with issues like racism or inequality except write indignant and outraged blogs and post tweets and maybe even take an instagram selfie of themselves looking sad? I mean, do you want me to text a dollar to the latest disaster campaign so that we can all forget about it by next weekend? I will do that for you because I love you, but only if in return I get a banner for my Facebook wall so everyone knows how altruistic I am. “You’re welcome world!” -liberal white people

It’s almost comical, in a terrible way, that they are reusing a show/movie concept from an era where racism rant rampant in film, particularly in Westerns, and here they are using the same racist model of what is referred to here as “red face”. Of course it was particularly striking for Native American characters, who were often played by white people or sometimes by Hispanic persons, but also for the occasional Mexican or Chinese characters in these films/shows that were also more often than not played by white people! Red/Brown/Yellow face is a very real issue in film, and totally inexcusable in an era where there are bound to be more actors and actresses of all races and types that are more than capable. I have no issue with the costuming, as film is after all an art with lots of creative/fantastical liberties, but if you are portraying a supposed character or type of character that really existed in history, like a Native American, maybe you should…I dunno this is kinda crazy…cast a Native American actor?

Ohhhh so her problem was just in translating her Arabic thoughts into spoken English? Man, USA owes you an apology such as I am sorry for the making fun of you and such!

Hooray for our initiation by fire into the MB!

You and me both SpecialK! I was actually a little bummed that the one time (maybe ever?) I WON the Monsters Ball, and everyone, including Gabe’s post!, is like “wellll…what a lack luster week…no one good commented, everything was boring…real Monsters Ball next week” Dang, ya’ll, just dang.

I’m considering this MB my early birthday present, thanks Videogum! Let bday weekend commence.

Sorry Dads, I’m zonked. Can you just wake me up when its time for the Monster’s Ball, or when you’ve finished carving the Thanksgiving turkey, or building that car in the garage/boat in the basement/model train set in the attic or whatever it is Dad’s do for fun?

Jeb, didn’t you read your man-ual? Any time a woman is disagreeable, it is because she is on her period. Oh also, any time a woman is not interested in any man sexually, it is because she is a lesbian.

“I’m just trying to see some dong sometimes” is actually the golden snitch of Videogum, you win the Monster’s Ball Superglue!

Haven’t been able to comment for like the last hour, have I reached the glass ceiling of comments?

Well at least we have one thing we can do well in ladies, VIDEOGUM. Yes, we really shattered that glass ceiling of commenting, quipping, and judging celebrities from behind the guise of usernames and cute pictures of awkward cats/rainicorns/tina feys. I think we can take a moment, put our feet up, laugh together over a salad, and realize that we’ve finally arrived.