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In these spendthrift times, please also restrict your use of fancy 19th century slang words for fancy.

 +5Posted on Aug 9th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

I spotted them all (Empire Records), I officially win the 90s nerd crown! Well at least I get to wear it for the 20 seconds I’m typing this comment…right? please? C’MON!

 +10Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night (30 comments)

DRAMA, next on the Dome!

 +16Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night (30 comments)

Get a dome you two

 +14Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: A Guess At What Happened On Under The Dome Last Night (30 comments)

Thank god he and Tia Tequila haven’t joined forces, their electromagnetic hand powers combined could take over the universe!

 +6Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: "It’ll Be Cold Again" By Phil Matarese (19 comments)

That really did take way a whole lot of failed tries before it posted, but you can’t tell because only the last one ended up showing! Thanks for making me look dumb in front of my friends (strangers) Gabe’s ghost.

 +5Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: "It’ll Be Cold Again" By Phil Matarese (19 comments)

This is gonna post 50 times when I finally get it to work!

 +16Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Faces Made While Watching The Canyons (39 comments)

Better now?

 +26Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Faces Made While Watching The Canyons (39 comments)

Are you and Kelly related??

 +8Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Faces Made While Watching The Canyons (39 comments)

I would play Faces of Kelly Conaboy Bingo (TM).

 +28Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Faces Made While Watching The Canyons (39 comments)

Kelly! Are you the last woman standing at the Videogum corral now? I spent all of Fri-Sun writing a position paper for my former (and future?!) boss’ campaign, and so I missed the entire Gabe virtual funeral, ten thousand comment salute, river of tears…I guess that means that now is my time to write some kind of longish reflective comment?

I hope that you are giving your face muscles a nice relaxing face massage after all those expressions you made, and that Gabe left you with at least twelve refrigerators of iced coffee and a few loops of cute animal footage so you can get through the rest of the summer’s post load in one piece. We believe in you!

 +4Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: RUMOR ALERT: Does Kristen Stewart Have A New Dog?! (36 comments)

I was gonna find a picture to illustrate why I thought this was kinda funny, but I got sidetracked/bored and found a coupon for $2 Jamba Juice instead.

 +1Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: RUMOR ALERT: Does Kristen Stewart Have A New Dog?! (36 comments)

I really hate when the paparazzi (puparazzi?) hit your dog with their freeze ray guns, so rude.

 0Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Bear Rudely Ignored By Multiple Proprietors (30 comments)

Bears just wanna have fun

 +2Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans! (33 comments)

Feta? Blue? Or B Cumbs?

 +1Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans! (33 comments)

But are you one million Facebook fans? If not, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not hang out with Gerard Butler/An American Patriot at Le Baron Club.

 +1Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans! (33 comments)

e e cummings doesn’t have to capitalize Shit as far as I’m concerned (but I thought I would, just for good measure, oh and because puns)

 +1Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans! (33 comments)

Exactly

 +6Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Gerard Butler Reaches 1 Million Facebook Fans! (33 comments)

Gabe, you really do stream of consciousness like no other. I hope that you will at least, after this week, let us read your dream journal blog.

 +5Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A "Sex God" (66 comments)

You’re growing on me already manners!

 +4Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A "Sex God" (66 comments)

I would like to start a “No thanks, Benedict Cumberbatch” not really fan club with you Specialk. #dreambig

 +18Posted on Jul 31st, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A "Sex God" (66 comments)

“I might not be great at first, but after a while you’ll feel like you prefer me and you’ll know I am a sex god.” – Benedict Cumberbatch / Almost every man ever

 +9Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think? (48 comments)

I vote next terrible Teen Mom 9 etc post that we can’t bear to discuss we open thread- Wild Rumors about Gabe’s future profession(s)

 +8Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think? (48 comments)

Gabe is leaving VG so he can make texting Gwen about GOOP a FT job.
ITS HARD WORK GUYS, thanks for taking one for the team Gabe/Blake Lively.

 +3Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: What Else Do Celebs Text Each Other About, Do You Think? (48 comments)

I see what you did there.