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In these spendthrift times, please also restrict your use of fancy 19th century slang words for fancy.
I spotted them all (Empire Records), I officially win the 90s nerd crown! Well at least I get to wear it for the 20 seconds I’m typing this comment…right? please? C’MON!
DRAMA, next on the Dome!
Get a dome you two
Thank god he and Tia Tequila haven’t joined forces, their electromagnetic hand powers combined could take over the universe!
That really did take way a whole lot of failed tries before it posted, but you can’t tell because only the last one ended up showing! Thanks for making me look dumb in front of my friends (strangers) Gabe’s ghost.
This is gonna post 50 times when I finally get it to work!
Are you and Kelly related??
I would play Faces of Kelly Conaboy Bingo (TM).
Kelly! Are you the last woman standing at the Videogum corral now? I spent all of Fri-Sun writing a position paper for my former (and future?!) boss’ campaign, and so I missed the entire Gabe virtual funeral, ten thousand comment salute, river of tears…I guess that means that now is my time to write some kind of longish reflective comment?
I hope that you are giving your face muscles a nice relaxing face massage after all those expressions you made, and that Gabe left you with at least twelve refrigerators of iced coffee and a few loops of cute animal footage so you can get through the rest of the summer’s post load in one piece. We believe in you!
I was gonna find a picture to illustrate why I thought this was kinda funny, but I got sidetracked/bored and found a coupon for $2 Jamba Juice instead.
I really hate when the paparazzi (puparazzi?) hit your dog with their freeze ray guns, so rude.
Bears just wanna have fun
Feta? Blue? Or B Cumbs?
But are you one million Facebook fans? If not, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not hang out with Gerard Butler/An American Patriot at Le Baron Club.
e e cummings doesn’t have to capitalize Shit as far as I’m concerned (but I thought I would, just for good measure, oh and because puns)
Gabe, you really do stream of consciousness like no other. I hope that you will at least, after this week, let us read your dream journal blog.
You’re growing on me already manners!
I would like to start a “No thanks, Benedict Cumberbatch” not really fan club with you Specialk. #dreambig
“I might not be great at first, but after a while you’ll feel like you prefer me and you’ll know I am a sex god.” – Benedict Cumberbatch / Almost every man ever
I vote next terrible Teen Mom 9 etc post that we can’t bear to discuss we open thread- Wild Rumors about Gabe’s future profession(s)
Gabe is leaving VG so he can make texting Gwen about GOOP a FT job.
ITS HARD WORK GUYS, thanks for taking one for the team Gabe/Blake Lively.
I see what you did there.