I miss the internet. Hey monsters!

So, has the new videogum dating service been set up yet? *slicks hair back and winks at katydid*

Will Pullman make an inspiring speech about independence day?

IS that really wormtounge? I watched the whole time just trying to figure out if it really was. Lathspell I name you!

Douglas Imma Let You Finish Pissypants

I agree completely with the above comments.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

Cow Green Was My Valley
The Ox-bow incident

Those I stole from an episode of M*A*S*H

Also, M*O*O*S*H

Must Love Cows
Supersize Moo
Clerks II