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 +1Posted on May 14th, 2013 | re: What Is Your Favorite Part About The Upfronts? (38 comments)

Racists.

 +1Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Watch Fox's Red Eye Destroy Adam Levine With MEGABURNS! (91 comments)

Phish!

(Counterpointed!)

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Watch Fox's Red Eye Destroy Adam Levine With MEGABURNS! (91 comments)

Sunday Morning.

 +2Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: Watch Fox's Red Eye Destroy Adam Levine With MEGABURNS! (91 comments)

Nice.

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: #OccupyTheRealWorld (18 comments)

Anticlimactic.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (40 comments)

Cool.

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Steven Spielberg Regrets Altering E.T. (67 comments)

Thirteen!

AIDSonade.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E07: Eyes Open, Mouths Shut, Jesse Forever (51 comments)

Rachel.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E07: Eyes Open, Mouths Shut, Jesse Forever (51 comments)

CSI.

(Closeness Sucks Intensely)

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E07: Eyes Open, Mouths Shut, Jesse Forever (51 comments)

Gabegabe.

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E07: Eyes Open, Mouths Shut, Jesse Forever (51 comments)

Agreed.

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

SA.

(Spoonfers Anonymous, you don’t have to feel ashamed, it’s okay.)

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

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 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

Grossness.

 +1Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber Has Punk'd His First Victim (26 comments)

Metawinwoodophilia.

 +3Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber Has Punk'd His First Victim (26 comments)

Never.

 +5Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber Has Punk'd His First Victim (26 comments)

Typhoid.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video (34 comments)

Hear.

 +1Posted on Aug 27th, 2011 | re: Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video (34 comments)

I wish it were, my good sir. I miss those innocent days.

The internet is a good place to spew bile as an alternative to spewing it in the real world, for sure. I’ve done it and I assume that everyone who’s ever commented on any kind of forum must have done it at some point. But it’s not harmless to spew it here. Some people do take this stuff seriously, and since your target is the freshly-hired junior editor of this site, I think she might take it a bit more to heart than maybe you meant her to. Not everybody goes onto the internet wanting to Bloodsport and what I – and I assume most other people who frequent this site – enjoy about this place is that people generally DON’T use this as an arena in which to destructively vent their issues anonymously. So while I can see your point, I don’t think this is an appropriate venue for you to work through whatever it is you’re going through, unless you’re just trying to piss people off because I’ve done that too but it just feeds the cycle, you know?

There must be some kind of work for an entomologist out there. I don’t like bugs very much but I do find their behaviour interesting so I’d assume that someone who combined in themselves the liking of bugs and ALSO the finding of their behaviour interesting AS WELL AS an educated perspective on said behaviour would be a hot commodity somewhere. So don’t give up. There’s a place for you in this world and it’s probably a lot better than the hole in the wall you’re imagining for yourself right now.

Take care and I’m sorry for this late reply but, you know, life.

 +1Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video (34 comments)

Also – breaking the one word per post limitation I’ve imposed on myself – it seems like you’re going through a difficult time in your life, or something? You’re obviously not stupid but what does THIS accomplish, what you’re doing here? I’m not saying DON’T fuck with Videogum because it’s a sacrosanct community, because it’s not. I’m just saying, ferns, ferns, ferns….

*gets lost wandering in a fantasy of stroking ferns*

Ferns! Keep it together!

*slaps ferns*

Sheesh. I’m just saying, maybe bugs have rights within their own bug civilizations as decreed by their various bug parliaments but unless you have the hard data to back that up, maybe this isn’t the best place to get all pissed off that bugs don’t have the same rights as humans? Unless you are going to do so in a humourous way, which could be quite humourous?

Also, not everything is about you, just in case the picture I posted above flew like a BUG (haha, see what I did there?) over your head.

You are not the angry, vibrating centre of the universe.

 +1Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video (34 comments)

Correction.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video (34 comments)

 +1Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Will And Jada Smith NOT Getting Divorced "YET?!" (16 comments)

Muuurder.

 +12Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: How People Who Get Mad At You For Killing Bugs See Bugs (46 comments)

Entomologygum.