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 +1Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

How Stella Otter Groove Back

The Lives of Otters

You make one hell of a caucasian, Jackie

 +11Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Arts And Crafts Club: Valentine's Day! (35 comments)


Angry face



I gotta say, I like this


 0Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: Avatar Looks Slightly Less Terrible! (22 comments)

Its like Ferngully meets Gamer meets Return of the Jedi?

 +1Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Don Draper Wuz Robbed! (Literally!) (59 comments)

Okay, does anyone remember why Conrad “Little Girls Name” Hilton was even at the party in the first place? Why didnt the Rodge know about this dude at his party? Maybe he couldn’t see through all the blackface

 +2Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (86 comments)

Wait, is this a September Fool’s joke or something? Cause I might be sad if it was . . .

 +4Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D'Onofrio Fan Montage (27 comments)

And also, where was Chris Noth a.k.a. “Detective Bigs” farewell videos?

 -1Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Choose Your Own Farewell Vincent D'Onofrio Fan Montage (27 comments)

Jeff Golblum alone, who owns the youth, gains the future

 +7Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Can You Hear Me Now? No, Because You Are Dead (29 comments)

I feel like “Open Water 2″ is the real zinger here, because its the only one that should make perfect sense to the characters in the movie.

“Everyone knows cell phones dont work on water!”
- Biff

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Belated Open Thread (60 comments)

That picture/explanation of Dale is The World’s Greatest

 -1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Nicolas Cage In A Superman Costume (16 comments)

Wait,
ew.

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant! (37 comments)

I thought there were definitely funny parts to the movie (stupid tapes, polar bears’ noses, etc.) but by the end I totally didn’t think that it was in any way a comedy? Instead of seeing it as an absurd romp through the laughable trivialities of corporate America, I just saw it as one big framework around this character that we never really understood because he is a compulsive individual with serious issues centered around these techniques that he (and many, many intelligent people) use to try to manipulate the world to their own twisted reality. It was like a huge joke, and the punch-line was an isolated, sad, and repressed mind. So maybe it is a comedy, if half of comedy is surprise and it is all one big joke

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still "The Rock" (30 comments)

Okay, Hollywood is just reaching for anything as source material now. The Tooth Fairy? Yeah, we can stretch that to 90 minutes. I can’t wait until “Trix: The Movie” when the rabbit finally catches up to those damn kids

or “2(girls) + 1(cup) = x. Solve for x”

Ooh, I smell a Best New Party Game

“You’re walking in the desert, you see a tortoise, and you reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. You fellate the tortoise. Why is that, Leon?”

 +3Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 7 (300 comments)

My Brothers Trapper Keeper

 +2Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story (77 comments)

I dunno, is capitalism really the bad guy here, Michael Moore? Because I feel like capitalism is the thing that we are all trying very hard to fix.

 +2Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY (71 comments)

It’s insane, this guy’s taint!

 +3Posted on Aug 20th, 2009 | re: Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY (71 comments)

It’s insane, this guy’s taint!

 +4Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Cat Massage Lady (31 comments)

Thats what she said!! Like all of it! Am I right guys?

 +4Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Ripped From The Headlolololines (6 comments)

you so win at alliteration

 +3Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: "Dudeism" Is Not A Religion (111 comments)

The real question is: why aren’t we talking about this Ally McBeal convention?

I want to go to there

 +4Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: The Apocalypse Looks A Lot Like The "Black Hole Sun" Video (73 comments)

Angels dont look like that. Angels look like



Because man! The History Channel!

 +18Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (85 comments)

I’m tired of all these fictional homosexual characters, they are destroying the literary sanctity of fake marriage, FIRST DUMBLEDORE AND NOW THIS!?

 +20Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered (130 comments)

So what, you have to just get in the car that sells necro-bestiality to buy it? I feel like even for people into necro-bestiality, getting into a necro-bestio-mobile parked in the forest is like the king of bad ideas.