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I’m attempting this on blind faith that something will appear. If not, such embarrassing failure.
Basically I’m saying Bristol Palin needs one of these:
So wait, is Bristol Palin’s character actually Yo-Yo Ma? Because I know that line seems like it should be sarcastic, but the delivery has me confused.
“Still Don’t Give a Rip”
-Dorman Grace
Internal Cumshot in the Spotless Behind
I am SO sorry.
It’s a good thing you didn’t perform this bit on America’s Got Talent.
-Hey, Gerard, remember how you’re Scottish and not a good actor?
-(sniffles) Yeah.
-That means I know when you’re speaking in an American accent for real, AND WHEN YOU’RE FAKING IT!
Baby Will Million Dollar!
Club Will Fight!
What if he said he was sorry?
I must admit that is a good point. But…this is a “that’s your boyfriend” post, hence you are making fun of him.
You won’t make fun of drunkest man ever but you will make fun of this guy? That’s messed up.
You Won’t Actually Believe a Man Can Fly
It’s 4AM, do you know where your car is? Yes.
There’s something wrong with Esther’s birth certificate.
Remember those classic NYC films “Mulholland Drive,” “Inland Empire” and “Lost Highway.” True documents of New York, those movies.
Hilarious!
That is a lot of rules. Good thing there’s going to be a lot of sex in the air or I might consider not going.
I like how best-selling is highlighted in red, as if to say: “yes, people actually purchased/read this book.”
Maybe you would have enjoyed this movie more if you spent a lovely summer with a French family during your late teens/early 20s.
This is all because of that JP/Twilight mash-up isn’t it?
But how am I supposed to shamelessly up myself from every computer I come across and maintain the image that I am well-liked, clever member of the videogum family. Why, Gabe, why?!?!?
I’m starting a band called Living Nightmares of American Failure.
Needs more alliteration…Milking Maguire
Or Katherine Heigl’s Really Awesome Blog Site (KHRABS)
I was upset that the fourth Fast and the Furious wasn’t titled The Fast and the 4ious, but this makes it better. Also, Anal Destination.