I like you. Let’s be friends.
She could have at least put on one of her ‘good bras’.
I used to work at a photo lab. My boss at the photo lab always had a hare-brained scheme that would undoubtedly put him on the Gravy Train to Money City. One of his big ideas was affixing a camera to a balloon so that contractors could take aerial photographs of their build sites. I was all 1) what? and 2) I’m trying to print out these bridal photos why don’t you help me with that instead of working on your garbage balloon. Long story short the photo lab went belly-up about a year after I started working there.
Not even a euphemism. They will literally go back to his apartment and dry rub the shit out of some tenderloin.
Are… are you responsible for this?
Oh man, Hayes Carll is the BEST. The video for ‘She Left Me For Jesus’ is amazing, and the entire premise of the song just makes me giggle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkHG-oKCEU
Also! The fastest and most reliable mode of transportation: the pirogue.
Aw man, how could I forget?
Look, I’m just gonna post pictures of my friend’s adorably wonky kitten, Frinkle.
I HOPE Y’ALL DON’T MIND
Also: man this episode isn’t funny. And didn’t Family Guy already do the same Randy Newman parody?
Do you also feel like the writers of that bit didn’t actually watch Persepolis, and instead just wrote a ‘parody’ based on what they thought the movie was about? Also, I realize calling 2011 Simpsons ‘lazy’ is redundant but Persepolis is probably the only movie they parodied that I have any emotional investment in.
I also enjoyed The Prestige. David Bowie as Nicola Tesla!
Are you trying to break my heart?
Big Boi is VERY ENTHUSIASTIC about this topic:
That fur hat he’s wearing? Lined with TIN FOIL!
Official Momster for sure! I see what I did there!
…shove them into WHAT?
Haha. I could watch this all day.
Does his name rhyme with ‘Rand Paul’?
He may have questionable tastes in sweaters, but his decision to ‘jump ship’ was spot on!
I would give you a hand but it feels like you are reaching on this joke.
*Can I get a ride home from you?