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 +3Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: The Music Video For LuAnn DeLesseps' "Chic, C'est La Vie" Is UNACCEPTABLE (57 comments)

I like you. Let’s be friends.

 +16Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Oh Brother, Richard Heene Is Back With Another Stupid Invention (41 comments)

She could have at least put on one of her ‘good bras’.

 +5Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Oh Brother, Richard Heene Is Back With Another Stupid Invention (41 comments)

I used to work at a photo lab. My boss at the photo lab always had a hare-brained scheme that would undoubtedly put him on the Gravy Train to Money City. One of his big ideas was affixing a camera to a balloon so that contractors could take aerial photographs of their build sites. I was all 1) what? and 2) I’m trying to print out these bridal photos why don’t you help me with that instead of working on your garbage balloon. Long story short the photo lab went belly-up about a year after I started working there.

 +1Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Perfume: Que (35 comments)

Not even a euphemism. They will literally go back to his apartment and dry rub the shit out of some tenderloin.

 +1Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Perfume: Que (35 comments)

Are… are you responsible for this?

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: Hayes Carll: "Another Like You" (7 comments)

Oh man, Hayes Carll is the BEST. The video for ‘She Left Me For Jesus’ is amazing, and the entire premise of the song just makes me giggle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkHG-oKCEU

 +1Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (83 comments)

Also! The fastest and most reliable mode of transportation: the pirogue.

 +14Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: What Will the Name of Bristol Palin's Reality Television Show Be? (67 comments)

Entitled

 +5Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me (138 comments)

Aw man, how could I forget?

 +16Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Remember Me (138 comments)

You guys remember this?

 +6Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Woman Serenades Sleepy Kitten And Oh Good Grief MY Ovaries Or Whatever (44 comments)

Look, I’m just gonna post pictures of my friend’s adorably wonky kitten, Frinkle.
I HOPE Y’ALL DON’T MIND



 +3Posted on Feb 21st, 2011 | re: The Simpsons Parodies Other Cartoons (36 comments)

Also: man this episode isn’t funny. And didn’t Family Guy already do the same Randy Newman parody?

 +3Posted on Feb 21st, 2011 | re: The Simpsons Parodies Other Cartoons (36 comments)

Do you also feel like the writers of that bit didn’t actually watch Persepolis, and instead just wrote a ‘parody’ based on what they thought the movie was about? Also, I realize calling 2011 Simpsons ‘lazy’ is redundant but Persepolis is probably the only movie they parodied that I have any emotional investment in.

 +5Posted on Feb 21st, 2011 | re: The Simpsons Parodies Other Cartoons (36 comments)

I also enjoyed The Prestige. David Bowie as Nicola Tesla!

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Let's All Just Agree To Stay Alive Forever (51 comments)

Are you trying to break my heart?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK6VILyHVDE

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Beware The Chemtrails Of ... February (73 comments)

Big Boi is VERY ENTHUSIASTIC about this topic:

http://twitter.com/BigBoi/status/37006603295272960
http://twitter.com/BigBoi/status/37005902326267904

That fur hat he’s wearing? Lined with TIN FOIL!

 +11Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me (55 comments)

Official Momster for sure! I see what I did there!

…shove them into WHAT?

 +2Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Dance, Dance, Dance Dance, Dance To The Playmobil (24 comments)

Haha. I could watch this all day.

 +19Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Dance, Dance, Dance Dance, Dance To The Playmobil (24 comments)

Example:

 +9Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Dance, Dance, Dance Dance, Dance To The Playmobil (24 comments)

 +8Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Robert Michelson (59 comments)

Does his name rhyme with ‘Rand Paul’?

He may have questionable tastes in sweaters, but his decision to ‘jump ship’ was spot on!

I would give you a hand but it feels like you are reaching on this joke.

*Can I get a ride home from you?

 -2Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Canada Edition: Rastamouse! (80 comments)

Once again, Eek-A-Mouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Qe0W2BEEM