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Pros: Unlike adults, they are easy to overpower
You, R2, are welcome.
In Katy Perry’s newest video, her bra is made out of orthodontic equipment.
I’d something something my needle something THAT tattoo artist, amirite?
I think it’s a little more complicated than that.
Yeah, I don’t really understand the furor behind the whole thing. They’re just babies! If they want to put in some controversial list, let ‘em do it! They trying to be baby Woodwards and Bernsteins! It’s cute!
In my house, there was never any contest. We had to watch O’Reilly BEFORE homework to counteract the liberal brainwashing I got at school. #teapartyparents #ithinkiturnedoutok
Shameless ploy for Editor’s Choice!
The real five best people are:
Nosarcasmo sounds like El Zorro’s snarky sidekick.
Whatever. When we’re living in a war-torn hellscape brought on by our own follies, we’ll have another name for middle school yearbooks: kindling.
Why the downvotes everybody? Was it because of pussy-fart? I bet it was pussy-fart. The preferred nomenclature is queef, GWG. If you stick to that, I think you’ll be safe.
The hell he will. Gabe’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Ozarks, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s at the Gathering already.
Your avatar is the best!
Congrats! We’re job finding buddies!
I’m by the seat of my pants kind of guy (so cool, I know), but I’ll be at Arlene’s Grocery in NYC tonight.
TGIF! you guys! Guess what? I got a new job! I’m not sure what that’s going to mean for my VGum commenting future, but rest assured, if things go quiet, I’ll always be lurking in your HEARTS!
P.S. If you see me out this weekend, drinks are on me!
Gif time? Gif time!
Not to be all snobgum, but I have not been excited for these movie club entries recently. Maybe it’s because of summer? I’m going to blame summer.
Wait is your boyfriend Jared Leto?
That’s a problem for me, too! I tend to pass on making jokes in fear that my Internet delivery won’t subtlety and nuance my IRL delivery might have. Not that I claim to be all that subtle, but you get it.
Sorry. I couldn’t resist.
Yeah, I agree. I’m not the biggest gifaholic. More like a social giffer (I can stop any time I want). But sometimes you really want that punch of movement that only a gif can gif you.
How are you so good at being the first commenter. You should change your name to firsttaco.
I think if there’s one thing we know after 20 years of music, it’s that character motivations and plot development aren’t the Beastie Boys’ strong point
I thought it was pretty simple.
Adrock is on a horse with some beer. He’s running from the law for sexing (raping?) the sherriff’s daughter with a wiffle ball bat (maybe the bat is his penis). MCA is dying of thirst and wants his beer and sticks him up. So they join forces and go to a bar, where they meet Mike D and rob the place, and take some ladies and brew, B-boy style.