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Welcome, Mary! Your 90 day probation period starts….
Mystery Science Theater was an ok show.
If Len has any say in it, all roles will be played by Kate Beckinsale.
All the good puns have been poached.
I like the vertical cinematography though. This will go great in those new vertical IMAX theaters.
I love facetaco more just for mentioning bacon.
I can’t help but feel proud about the shoes I bought at JC Penny last week.
I’m sure the children who made them would agree with me!
This is my hope as well.
Time to take (another) one for the team, Gabe!
After making this joke, It kept sounding fimiliar so I took it to google.
I am an unoriginal hack.
A broken rubber brought me into this world. It damn sure isn’t going to take me out.
I want to see some aliens. The cowboys will be that annoying friend that aliens allways brings even though I told aliens I didn’t like him.
I don’t feel well.