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 +23Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (276 comments)

Man. This sucks. I know I was only a lurker and occasional poster of gifs a few years back, but my life was all about this site during those formative end of college years. I can honestly say this blog is like no other blog on the internet and it’s due to Gabe and Kelly and Scott and Lindsey and the Monsters. Oh you monsters. Some of the funniest, kindest, goofiest people I’ve never met. Goodbye Monsters. Goodbye Videogum. I hardly knew ye, yet this is the saddest day I’ve had in a while.

 +6Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (136 comments)

 +8Posted on Feb 6th | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (43 comments)

I’m not a regular commenter and, honestly, I fell off the Videogum train for a while after moving and starting a new job and whatnot, but I’m very very sad that this site is…doing what it’s doing (I can’t bring myself to say “dying” or “going away.) But, I am happy that this WOMAT was chosen to get reposted because I’m almost positive it is the post that brought me to this site that gave me so much of my pop culture critical eye and a lot of my current speech patterns for jokes. I am so sad I never go to have a connection with the community here, but I will miss laughing with you guys from afar.

xoxo.
thenewkid (Except not really because I made this account in Aug 2011. Time flies when you aren’t paying attention.)

 +7Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

Fixed

 +6Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

Last gif, I promise

 +8Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

 +11Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

So many money maker mikes

 +9Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

Spoiler Alert

 +15Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "Halloween" Is OUR Generation's "Thriller" (28 comments)

 +1Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "The Fight" Is A Monday Morning Miracle (23 comments)

 +1Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme's "The Fight" Is A Monday Morning Miracle (23 comments)

 +9Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

This is in no way condoning what Daniel Tosh said. It was totally gross and making fun of rape in such a blase manner falls strictly under the header of “One of the worst things you can do in front of large groups of people.”

However, standing up and yelling out at a club is not how you start a conversation about the nature of rape jokes. Yelling at someone with a mic is a no-win situation. The best way to deal with a comedian who is saying things you do not agree with is to leave quietly. Maybe even ask the owner of the club for comedian’s manager’s contact information so you can write a letter or call saying “I was displeased with this and I would like my money back.” Even if you don’t get the money back, the likelihood is higher that the performer will think more about the response beyond the quick comeback that is probably going to be met by laughs and cheers.

 +2Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll (36 comments)

 +4Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Oh Great, The Jersey Shore Producers Are Casting A Geek Reality Show (22 comments)

Is there really such as thing as “Geek Culture” anymore? Like, some of the highest grossing films are about Superheroes and Wizards and Vampires and Wars in the Stars.

Can’t we just call it “culture” now?

Too bad M.A.S.H was already a show.

 +3Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

OMN! (Oh My Norman). I think and know i am definitely seeing this movie. Dan Byrd from COUGARTOWN! Emily Van Camp from EVERWOOD! Two very good shows! Plus #teenproblems are my favorite problems because you know they are going to be fixed because of growing up.

 +1Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: Get Me A Sandwich, Robot! (18 comments)

I’m a failure

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2011 | re: Get Me A Sandwich, Robot! (18 comments)

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Robot Peels Skin Off Of Grapes And Will Perform Your Next Surgery (34 comments)

Uh. This was supposed to be a reply to Patrick.

Mine was not a flawless comment. It was very flawed.

 +1Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Robot Peels Skin Off Of Grapes And Will Perform Your Next Surgery (34 comments)

So, I’ve taken two film classes (“Oh, very cool.” – you guys) where the instructor made us watch this film. So, really, this is a flawless comment for me.

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Leaf Blower To The Face (19 comments)

The first time I read this, I thought it said “Life without Videogum sure blows” and I was like “Yep. I bet it would.”

Fun Story!

 +11Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

I know we all love Community around here, but I think its opening titles are quite inventive.

 +6Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences (157 comments)

How has no one mentioned Archer yet? That opening title sequence gets me entirely ready for that show.

Basically, I’m really excited it’s coming back Thursday

 0Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Oh No! Regis Philbin Is Leaving Live! On November 18th! (34 comments)

I always thought Regis would outlast LIVE! Kelly. Eh, I guess it turns out Regis was the weakest Link, goodbye.

 +4Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

Someone needs to get off of his boo-hoo-hoo suede shoes.