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 +2Posted on Apr 6th, 2010 | re: Cool Video Of A Nice Kitchen (47 comments)

Now why did this remind me of perhaps the greatest minute of 90′s television ever committed to tape?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgdikuVQOU

Oh. that’s right. Because I’m an asshole.

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

The Curious Case of Someone Who Reminds Me an Awful Lot of Forrest Gump

 -3Posted on Aug 15th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Sidney Poitier is Coming to Dinner.

If I pay to see this using just pennies, will the world implode?

 +1Posted on Jul 3rd, 2009 | re: Holy Shit, You Guys, Let's All Agree To Never Get Parkinson's (22 comments)

Jesus. I’d hate to see what happens when Canadians get herpes.

 +2Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Stranger Danger: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine (44 comments)

If Me had only known what a slut-bag Mac was…

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Fox And Friends Pays Children To Fight On TV (60 comments)

Note the Doocy-gasm @ 1:45.

Someone should really see if Murdock made any IVF investments circa 1994…

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 | re: Voices That Care, For Crying Out Loud (32 comments)

They were one Neil Patrick Harris away from creating a worm hole….

 -1Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: Dawn Soap Commercial (13 comments)

Um…may or may not be real? The entire *theme* of this YouTube poster is inappropriate ADR. But I digress. I did laugh. And not unlike boobs, sometimes; ah, forget it.

 +7Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: Let's Play An Excting Round Of "What's Even Left At This Point?" (113 comments)

The Peanut Butter Solution. The potential for Phizer tie-ins will prove far too tempting.

 +1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: NBC Chairman Ben Silverman "Singing" Topless (27 comments)

I think this serves as a nice 1-minute allegory for all of Hollywood. Unfunny, half-naked, filmed and disseminated for no apparent reason. (I said disseminated, right?)

 +7Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: There's No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets (39 comments)

Ah, so *that’s* the Secret World of Alex Mack….

 +2Posted on May 10th, 2009 | re: Creepy Talking Baby Ads Should Be Left To The Professionals (11 comments)

It really is good to see that the Adobe “cleft pallet” ad-don hasn’t gone to waste.