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Ouch on the unsolicited Japandroids burn! I mean I can handle coming to my favorite blog to have someone explain to me that even though my favorite show is great, its not without its flaws, but to have my favorite album of the summer dumped on in the process? A little harsh. JK, much appreciation for the Breaking Bad recaps, I’ll just learn to be a little more guarded in the future
What is the world coming to when the multi-camera sitcom no longer represents the apex of creativity and fresh ideas? I can’t handle it, whats next, is someone going to make the discovery that another show made crude, groan worthy sex jokes BEFORE Two and a Half Men?
So I just moved like 10 days ago, right before all this came out (no pun intended Chick-Fil-A, calm down) and there’s literally a Chick-Fil-A like 2 blocks from me and I’ve never lived near one before. So now every time I drive buy it I think to myself “Screw you, I’m boycotting you, you bigots” but then if I ever pause to think about it, I realize that I’ve been to a Chick-Fil-A MAYBE once in my life, so I don’t know how much of an impact I’m making to their wallets. Still, solidarity! I’ll continue stayin the course
I hear he practiced being The Worst for many months prior to filming the art house drama Spread. They must be working on a sequel because it seems like he’s at it again
2 thumbs up for “Let the Right One In!” it’s actually kinda romantic in a naming-your-vagina kinda way
I hated Wedding Crashers because they hit you over the head with the whole “Zach is a jerk, she should be with Owen Wilson!” thing so hard. “Yeah, she’s still trying to save the world like a dumb B. I just can’t wait to get married so I can start cheating on her like everyday. Also, love is dumb and I hate puppies” I think was an exact quote from that movie
I think my Fandango is broken, I can’t find tickets for The Dark Knight Lights Up within a 50 mile radius. Must be sold out…
While watching that clip I had to double check like 5 times to make sure I wasn’t watching Gretchen Carlson on Fox News. “So in the past you’ve been known to say some dumb things that are wrong. How do you respond to allegations that you’re an idiot?” Neat journalism!
“It’s hard to make money here” – says the guy with more money than Jay-Z? He seems to be doing alright
I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to give Grown Ups 2 a funny subtitle. Let me try “Grown Ups 2: Hey, Who Farted?” There, fixed it
I may not know art, but I know what I’m… f*cking terrified of; and there it is, right there. Nightmare incarnate
Seems like as good as place as any to say kudos to Louie for offering tour tickets directly through his website and cutting out the god awful TicketMaster/Live Nation middle man. Awesome decision, really works in the best interest of the fan/artist, I hope it works well and more follow suit
Guys, does anyone know when they’ll start airing episodes of Johnny Bananas? I’ve been furiously writing in to TV Guide demanding answers, but so far my efforts have been fruitless. The people need to know, that show looked hilarious. Let’s tackle one unsolved Entourage mystery at a time; then we can get back to the movie that will answer all of our burning questions from the finale.
See also: Chuck Lorre upset not to have received a MacArthur Genius Grant for work on Two and a Half Men
I found it here, can’t wait until this song starts burning down the clubs this summer. “Wasn’t even scared of the Fireball at the fair? Straight Gangsta”
“This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story”
400 houses is, admittedly, pretty impressive. 400 mouses? Not so much… I doubt Jay-Z is loosing any sleep over that one
BOOOOO fairness! Booooo trees! Down with sharing! I honestly don’t understand taking issue with what seem like pretty basic and, dare I say, Christian ideals and more importantly, what is the counter argument these people are teaching their children? “Litter as much as you can and don’t share with your classmates; they didn’t do anything to earn that green crayon that they seem so intent on using” File under good parenting 101
Damn it, now I’m curious about the Family Guy bit, but too lazy to go searching for something that will surely not be worth the effort, and will likely be pretty close to Kelly’s approximation. Any closeted Family Guy fans who would like to fill us in? I will defend you from anyone who tries to pass judgement
I can’t quite figure out why, but for some reason I REALLY want to watch The Slumber Party Massacre all of a sudden. Can’t quite put my finger on it…
I love me some Sigur Ros, but that song is in serious danger of being (already?) ruined as being to go to “Heartwarming Movie Trailer” theme song
I like how the show treats the Johnny’s Bananas story line as if it is one of the most important things to ever occur. “Bro, I really hope the Diceman gets his act together so Johnny’s Bananas can finally get to air. America needs to laugh” – all of your co-workers around the water cooler. And people accuse Entourage of not having high enough stakes, the future of Johnny’s Bananas hangs in the balance.
Don’t worry, science will find a way…
I’m a big fan of these, but I can say without hyperbole that this is the best one so far. Keep up the good work!