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 +6Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

I found it here, can’t wait until this song starts burning down the clubs this summer. “Wasn’t even scared of the Fireball at the fair? Straight Gangsta”
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh50aXl33xRDdr5bxu

 +54Posted on May 16th | re: Man Stands Alone In Fight Against "All You Can Eat" LIES!! (56 comments)

“This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story”

 +9Posted on Apr 30th | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

400 houses is, admittedly, pretty impressive. 400 mouses? Not so much… I doubt Jay-Z is loosing any sleep over that one

 +7Posted on Feb 23rd | re: WARNING: The Lorax Is Trying To Indoctrinate Your Children! (55 comments)

BOOOOO fairness! Booooo trees! Down with sharing! I honestly don’t understand taking issue with what seem like pretty basic and, dare I say, Christian ideals and more importantly, what is the counter argument these people are teaching their children? “Litter as much as you can and don’t share with your classmates; they didn’t do anything to earn that green crayon that they seem so intent on using” File under good parenting 101

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: Seth MacFarlane VS. Jon Stewart (VS. Piers Morgan?) (19 comments)

Damn it, now I’m curious about the Family Guy bit, but too lazy to go searching for something that will surely not be worth the effort, and will likely be pretty close to Kelly’s approximation. Any closeted Family Guy fans who would like to fill us in? I will defend you from anyone who tries to pass judgement

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: A Brief History Of "Between The Legs" Movie Posters (2 comments)

I can’t quite figure out why, but for some reason I REALLY want to watch The Slumber Party Massacre all of a sudden. Can’t quite put my finger on it…

 +4Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

I love me some Sigur Ros, but that song is in serious danger of being (already?) ruined as being to go to “Heartwarming Movie Trailer” theme song

 +4Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

Her?

 +5Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E05: The Greatest Love Stories Ever Told (15 comments)

I like how the show treats the Johnny’s Bananas story line as if it is one of the most important things to ever occur. “Bro, I really hope the Diceman gets his act together so Johnny’s Bananas can finally get to air. America needs to laugh” – all of your co-workers around the water cooler. And people accuse Entourage of not having high enough stakes, the future of Johnny’s Bananas hangs in the balance.

 +8Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Check Out How Cute This Bear Cub Is (21 comments)

Don’t worry, science will find a way…
http://youtu.be/7uzPiIn8onE

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 11 (22 comments)

I’m a big fan of these, but I can say without hyperbole that this is the best one so far. Keep up the good work!

 +3Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: "I Cast You, Jamie Foxx." - Quentin Tarantino (17 comments)

In Tarantino’s defense, Jaime Foxx is an Oscar winning actor. I believe that the Oscar was for this film

 +18Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff? (101 comments)

How did they convince the entire cast of Napoleon Dynamite to leave their lucrative movie careers? It must be a passion project since they all believe so strongly in the source material

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Blue Tooth Man (55 comments)

Apparently, and they are both a couple of pranksters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGUG81-S2ok

 +3Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: This Is A Sad And Confusing World And It Is Ending (66 comments)

Couple of brand name droppers. And by the way, that was a whole episode of their show? How do I set my TIVO to record the entire 8 minute long season?

 +5Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season (73 comments)

I wish that the list of changes to the season of Sopranos didn’t end in ETC. I could have read that shit all day!

 +4Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Win A Copy Of Sterling's Gold: Wit And Wisdom Of An Ad Man! (141 comments)

Confessions of a Kleptomaniac

 +1Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas (114 comments)

This story has been covered up until now because the Draconians and the Reptilians run the media!

 -2Posted on Oct 9th, 2010 | re: Now THIS Is How You Rest A Case (46 comments)

I think that the main issue is timing. Now had the african americans been given welfare and medicine FIRST, and then been subjugated to 400 hundred years of slavery and oppression, it’d probably be like, “well, before we get mad at those white people, lets not forget about all that nice welfare and delicious medicine that they were so nice to begrudgingly give us.” Old people say the darnedest things

 +10Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: Tricky Sneaky Booby Traps (80 comments)

Yikes! They always gotta make it difficult

 +5Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Burning Dan Gordon-Levitt (79 comments)

P.S. For the record, I love the whole “That’s your …” I read that headline and I know that I’m in for a
laugh, it just strikes me as in bad taste when the guy’s recently deceast. Necrophilia jokes aside

 +25Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Burning Dan Gordon-Levitt (79 comments)

Sorry, I’m a long time visitor to the site, I just never felt compelled to post anything, and I hate for my first foray into this to be as a wet-blanket, but come on, this is genuinely sad news and should not be taken as a mid-afternoon laff. Now, I honestly don’t know ANY-thing about the guy, but in a world where everyone treated Micheal Jackson as a saint after his death, despite his checkered past (http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&safe=off&q=michael+jackson+molestation+victims&aq=f&aqi=g5&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=5a996d56de453056). I feel like it would be appropriate to mention that the guy died, as it is news and should be acknowledged, offer a genuine word of sympathy (if so inclined) and move on, without making the guy a punch line. Once again, I’m sorry that I’m entering the world of monsters as an antagonist, I’ve just seen some friends go in the day and it always affects people a lot more than you’d realize