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 +4Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E05: THAT POOR BABY! (113 comments)

Ouch on the unsolicited Japandroids burn! I mean I can handle coming to my favorite blog to have someone explain to me that even though my favorite show is great, its not without its flaws, but to have my favorite album of the summer dumped on in the process? A little harsh. JK, much appreciation for the Breaking Bad recaps, I’ll just learn to be a little more guarded in the future

 +6Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: China's Newest Hit Show, iPartment, Sounds Great! (35 comments)

What is the world coming to when the multi-camera sitcom no longer represents the apex of creativity and fresh ideas? I can’t handle it, whats next, is someone going to make the discovery that another show made crude, groan worthy sex jokes BEFORE Two and a Half Men?

 +12Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

So I just moved like 10 days ago, right before all this came out (no pun intended Chick-Fil-A, calm down) and there’s literally a Chick-Fil-A like 2 blocks from me and I’ve never lived near one before. So now every time I drive buy it I think to myself “Screw you, I’m boycotting you, you bigots” but then if I ever pause to think about it, I realize that I’ve been to a Chick-Fil-A MAYBE once in my life, so I don’t know how much of an impact I’m making to their wallets. Still, solidarity! I’ll continue stayin the course

 +2Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Ashton Kutcher Is A Very Serious Method Actor, NO DUH (18 comments)

I hear he practiced being The Worst for many months prior to filming the art house drama Spread. They must be working on a sequel because it seems like he’s at it again

 +13Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

2 thumbs up for “Let the Right One In!” it’s actually kinda romantic in a naming-your-vagina kinda way

 +17Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

I hated Wedding Crashers because they hit you over the head with the whole “Zach is a jerk, she should be with Owen Wilson!” thing so hard. “Yeah, she’s still trying to save the world like a dumb B. I just can’t wait to get married so I can start cheating on her like everyday. Also, love is dumb and I hate puppies” I think was an exact quote from that movie

 +14Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises (55 comments)

I think my Fandango is broken, I can’t find tickets for The Dark Knight Lights Up within a 50 mile radius. Must be sold out…

 +6Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: CNN's Carol Costello Respectfully Introduces Her Guest, Bill Nye (23 comments)

While watching that clip I had to double check like 5 times to make sure I wasn’t watching Gretchen Carlson on Fox News. “So in the past you’ve been known to say some dumb things that are wrong. How do you respond to allegations that you’re an idiot?” Neat journalism!

 +9Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme - "Stolen Bikes" (20 comments)

“It’s hard to make money here” – says the guy with more money than Jay-Z? He seems to be doing alright

 +9Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to give Grown Ups 2 a funny subtitle. Let me try “Grown Ups 2: Hey, Who Farted?” There, fixed it

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: 80 Teddy Ruxpin Dolls Speaking The Internet's Personal Business (10 comments)

I may not know art, but I know what I’m… f*cking terrified of; and there it is, right there. Nightmare incarnate

 +4Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis On Leno (5 comments)

Seems like as good as place as any to say kudos to Louie for offering tour tickets directly through his website and cutting out the god awful TicketMaster/Live Nation middle man. Awesome decision, really works in the best interest of the fan/artist, I hope it works well and more follow suit

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2012 | re: Entourage: The Movie Is On Its Way! (17 comments)

Guys, does anyone know when they’ll start airing episodes of Johnny Bananas? I’ve been furiously writing in to TV Guide demanding answers, but so far my efforts have been fruitless. The people need to know, that show looked hilarious. Let’s tackle one unsolved Entourage mystery at a time; then we can get back to the movie that will answer all of our burning questions from the finale.

 +9Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights (39 comments)

See also: Chuck Lorre upset not to have received a MacArthur Genius Grant for work on Two and a Half Men

 +6Posted on May 17th, 2012 | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

I found it here, can’t wait until this song starts burning down the clubs this summer. “Wasn’t even scared of the Fireball at the fair? Straight Gangsta”

 +55Posted on May 16th, 2012 | re: Man Stands Alone In Fight Against "All You Can Eat" LIES!! (56 comments)

“This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story”

 +9Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

400 houses is, admittedly, pretty impressive. 400 mouses? Not so much… I doubt Jay-Z is loosing any sleep over that one

 +7Posted on Feb 23rd, 2012 | re: WARNING: The Lorax Is Trying To Indoctrinate Your Children! (55 comments)

BOOOOO fairness! Booooo trees! Down with sharing! I honestly don’t understand taking issue with what seem like pretty basic and, dare I say, Christian ideals and more importantly, what is the counter argument these people are teaching their children? “Litter as much as you can and don’t share with your classmates; they didn’t do anything to earn that green crayon that they seem so intent on using” File under good parenting 101

 0Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: Seth MacFarlane VS. Jon Stewart (VS. Piers Morgan?) (19 comments)

Damn it, now I’m curious about the Family Guy bit, but too lazy to go searching for something that will surely not be worth the effort, and will likely be pretty close to Kelly’s approximation. Any closeted Family Guy fans who would like to fill us in? I will defend you from anyone who tries to pass judgement

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: A Brief History Of "Between The Legs" Movie Posters (2 comments)

I can’t quite figure out why, but for some reason I REALLY want to watch The Slumber Party Massacre all of a sudden. Can’t quite put my finger on it…

 +4Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

I love me some Sigur Ros, but that song is in serious danger of being (already?) ruined as being to go to “Heartwarming Movie Trailer” theme song

 +4Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)


 +5Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E05: The Greatest Love Stories Ever Told (15 comments)

I like how the show treats the Johnny’s Bananas story line as if it is one of the most important things to ever occur. “Bro, I really hope the Diceman gets his act together so Johnny’s Bananas can finally get to air. America needs to laugh” – all of your co-workers around the water cooler. And people accuse Entourage of not having high enough stakes, the future of Johnny’s Bananas hangs in the balance.

 +8Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: Check Out How Cute This Bear Cub Is (21 comments)

Don’t worry, science will find a way…

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 11 (22 comments)

I’m a big fan of these, but I can say without hyperbole that this is the best one so far. Keep up the good work!