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 +1Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

Spy Yids

 +9Posted on Jan 30th, 2009 | re: Seriously, Though, Nestor Carbonell Wears Eyeliner (20 comments)

eyeliner, whaaa? no way.

As pointed out above, film was a central theme of his work. I was very interested in seeing his response to the process of adaptation. He excelled at first-person narrative essays, and this would have given him fodder for marrying his interest in film (see the US Premiere piece on David Lynch) with his life experience. Also, I guess I’d hoped the movie, as an external process, would drag him out of his dark place.

I cared that the film existed…I didn’t necessarily care to see it.

When DFW died, my heart broke. I just can’t care about this film anymore.

 +2Posted on Dec 19th, 2008 | re: Cheetah Lady Is Your Girlfriend (16 comments)

Explanation for this is at 1:25.

 +2Posted on Dec 19th, 2008 | re: We've Got To Nerd Out The Island (2 comments)

That’s not gibberish. Locke clearly says “Ham. I win.” Which means two things:
1. It’s a game and, of course, Locke wins. The island has always wanted Locke to win, but it had to pretend like the game wasn’t fixed, which it totally was because you don’t see anybody else walking away from their wheelchairs now do you? But the island knows how to maintain the simulacra of fairness, that’s what it’s all about, like, “whoop, you can walk, how about that?” or “whoop, you just got disemboweled by a smoke monster, that’s tough.”

and

2. The prize is cured pork.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2008 | re: In Defense Of Stella (13 comments)

Both discs of my “Stella: Season One” have been played and overplayed to the point of near-ruin…just kidding, that doesn’t happen, but if they were VHS tapes, they’d be just a plastic casing filled with magnetic dust. But what I’m saying is, the TV show was and is still my favorite…I love and obsess over every minute of it.

“I love the ’80s”. Ha! So self-referential!

 +1Posted on Dec 5th, 2008 | re: No, Wait, THIS Is Your Music Video: Chris Dane Owens's "Shine" (18 comments)

Boy, the singer sure looks a lot like the knight character. But the knight has a mustache and soul patch. And the singer doesn’t. So, you know…

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2008 | re: Satan Caught On Tape Taking The Blame For The Economy (11 comments)

I don’t know about that…I quite like that Tony Hale.

 +1Posted on Nov 17th, 2008 | re: SNL: Just The Funny Parts: Paul Rudd Naked! (32 comments)

I think it’s time we sit Beyonce down and have a talk with her about aging gracefully.