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Ward, I’m worried about the Bieber.
So while us Canadians were watching the end of the closing ceremony, suffering through performances by Avril Lavigne, Nickelback* (What, was the Pickle not available? It’s more popular than them, I’ve heard…) and Simple Plan in the hopes that the organizers might have someone decent play (SPOILER ALERT: other than k-os, nope), you guys had to put up with this stinkin’ turd? Well, I guess we’re even.
Sure, you joke…but that’s how a young Ed Asner started out…
Dat hell? Shenanigans! My comment in the “Operation Kevin Smith Drop” post has a -28 rating and should have been named “This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment”.
At approx. 2:18 PM in the 18th day of the second month in the year of our Cobert 2010, Kevin Smith posted ANOTHER blog entry about Southwest Air!!! So ever after he took 24(!) Youtube videos to rant his final words about the incident, HE’S STILL POSTING HIS FINAL WORDS ABOUT THE INCIDENT!?!?!?!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
I’m curious to see if he continues to buy two seats for himself on future flights (to be fair, he claims it’s for his own privacy as, you know, a well known non-celebrity) or make jokes about his doctor declaring him morbidly obese or talk about the time he broke a toilet seat just by sitting on it. ‘Cause any of those might be seen as an admission of extreme obesity.
Smith has twittered that he isn’t asking for special treatment from SWA in this matter as a celebrity because he’s simply not a celebrity. Weird how a non-celebrity like Smith is willing and able to make a challenge to SWA for a future segment on the Daily Show, huh?
I look forward to Smith’s rant next week about how he shouldn’t be forced to buy two seats to watch “Honk If You’re Horny!”.
If Smith was not well-known, how many people in the Twitterverse would be sympathetic to him? I mean, there’s overweight, there’s fat and then there’s morbidly obese. Smith falls into that last category and he’s clearly that way by choice/laziness. Which, as a celebrity, is even more inexcusable because he can certainly afford to not be obese. He’s choosing to make the people seated next to him uncomfortable and, in the case of an emergency, he’s putting their lives at risk because a morbidly obese person like Smith certainly isn’t as mobile as the average person. (And no, being able to roll wouldn’t make him quicker.) Should people die because Silent Bob couldn’t exit a plane as quickly as a regular-sized person? It’s up to the pilot’s discretion over what is a safe size for a passenger (which was the case in this incident) and if Smith and the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (a real organization?!?!?!?) don’t like it, they can fly on a more expensive airline that will charge them more for two seats.
Team Southwest. Fuck Kevin Smith. Fuck him up his stupid fat ass.
Where, oh, where would American’s comedy writers be without the good ol’ “nerdy middle-aged white guy rapping” gag/crutch to fall back on? It’s the “slipping on a banana peel” or “cream pie to the face” of the 21st century! TRVTH!
Is Face/Off gonna be covered under ObamaCare? Is that what the Teabaggers are so pissed off about?
No, you watching random youtube videos while you’re suppose to be working almost got you fired. -Signed, Your Boss
There are no such thing as female werewolves. (Sorry, feminists, but it’s true!)
Think about it…everyone’s heard of a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, right? But a “Werewolf BAT Mitzvah”? To quote the Rt Hon. Prof. Sir Dr. S.T. Colbert, Esq., “that’s the craziest f#?king thing I’ve ever heard”.
Dale Snitterman was the guy that gave Leno the 10PM spot in the first place. And greenlit “Kath & Kim”. And cancelled “Scrubs” the first time. And he keeps renewing “Law & Order” and all of its crappy spin-offs…
“‘Tea For Two’? But there’s five people up there!”
47 seconds long? Really?
She couldn’t even find a “One Minute Man” (Missy Elliott shout-out!!!) to make the tape with?
It’s not? Dammit, just as I was about it make a “I heard she had an ancestor who rode with Custer during his Last Stand…sorry, ‘was ridden by’” remark. Unfortunately, the only other lazy go-to joke I generally have for Ms. Parker involves the name of the blow-up doll based on her some porn company produced. (Google it!) And believe me, nobody wants that joke made here either…