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 +2Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

(standing up in front of everyone)
Take dead aim on the aliens. Get them in the crosshairs…and take them down. Just remember, they can buyyy anything, but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget that.

 +2Posted on May 22nd | re: "Watch The Background" Advice Proves Worth Following (14 comments)

Sorry for the semi-copyright infringement.

 +12Posted on May 22nd | re: "Watch The Background" Advice Proves Worth Following (14 comments)

Rob Lowe, Kathy Bates and Dana Delaney star in, “Table for One”, a Lifetime TM original movie.

 +4Posted on May 22nd | re: "Watch The Background" Advice Proves Worth Following (14 comments)

I’d like to nominate “Watch the background” as the new mandatory impression for everyone to do at some point. It takes over for reigning 16-year champion “Mmmm hmmmm” from Billy Bob Thornton.

 +2Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

How dare a comedy show that’s live on Saturday night’s at 11:30 p.m. EST have a bit of sterotyping in it! Every character impression should be performed as though that person were there on the stage themself!

ACTING!

 +3Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

I can see that I guess. I just don’t think of Sudeikis as Darrell Hammond. Once we get to September, every week will have some kind of political sketch. And I’m guessing in 2/3 of those, you’ll have to have Romney or Biden.

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

Got cen-tral heat-ingggg. And I’m al-rightttt.

Yes. College. Thank you Dave Matthews.

 +4Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

It’s an election year. I don’t see the guy who plays Biden or Romney leaving…yet.

 +12Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

A gif of Bobby Moynihan as the stoner dancer would be very much appreciated. Thanks. I don’t ask for much. That skit was TBS Very Funny TM.

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

I think this was Samburg’s last episode too. Nobody’s mentioning his “paul-is-dead-like” final line in Lazy Sunday 2. Also, bringing back the gang for Digital Short 100? To me, it’s his swan song to the show as well.

Kristin Wiig, you will be missed. Best all-around talent on SNL since Jan Hooks. Sorry Tina and Amy, but Wiig was better and was a multi-threat. From a show-only perspective, Wiig was awesome regardless of her post-show success/failure.

 +3Posted on May 18th | re: John Travolta's Mother's Day Powerpoint (29 comments)

Seems to me that in this case, it was John trying to be the giver of a happy ending.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Man Stands Alone In Fight Against "All You Can Eat" LIES!! (56 comments)

Living in Fat-consin (get it?), I saw this on a competing news channel and they more (hysterical) video of this guy and the waitress. Here you go. (this is real, not a link to spam, enjoy monsters)

http://www.wisn.com/Angry-Customer-Pickets-Fish-Fry/-/9374034/13392330/-/whecmez/-/index.html

 +7Posted on May 14th | re: Saturday Night Live: Will Ferrell And Usher (30 comments)

Speaking of Fallon….Ferrell’s best appearance of the week was his “Tight Pants” sketch on Fallon. Hands down, or should I say pants on.

 +8Posted on May 14th | re: Saturday Night Live: Will Ferrell And Usher (30 comments)

Odd episode. I think I should’ve seen the off-basedness (word?) of this episode coming, when Ferrell’s mom kept staring at him and opening her mouth all the time in the monologue. It was like she was a) either about to say something b) shocked that she was there or c) was expecting something funny/great to come out of Will’s mouth and it never did (much like the audience…amiright?)

Best “Get in the Cage” of the season IMHO, though. Almost made up for the disappointment. Good to see Sudeikis take his Biden to new levels this year and really turn him into a “character” of the VP.

 +5Posted on May 7th | re: Saturday Night Live: Eli Manning And Rihanna (25 comments)

My daughter wanted to see Rihanna when I told her she was on “a late night TV show last night”. Forgot to forward pass the PP (P*ssy Pounding) song and go to the second one. Got the remote working shortly after, but the look on her face expressed confusion.

Side note – shouldn’t PP become a new rating, like N or AC or V?

 +2Posted on May 7th | re: Saturday Night Live: Eli Manning And Rihanna (25 comments)

The 50 Shades of Grey ad was fantastic. I also thought, had the male part been in the proper hands, the “What is This/That?” gameshow sketch was good. I’m going to miss Abby Elliott if she leaves. She’s under utilizedand superficially, she’s verry attractive.

 0Posted on May 2nd | re: This Ashton Kutcher "Dating Video" Is Incredibly Upsetting (40 comments)

First of all, two things:

1) Eff you, Ashton for ripping off Jimmy Fallon.
2) Eff you, Ashton for just being a deuschbag
3) I’m adding one more, can you guess? You’re wrong. It’s not eff you. It’s…Ashton Kutcher has less talent than that uber-tanned ladies leatherface.

 +1Posted on Apr 5th | re: Making The Mummy Darker And Scarier (19 comments)

Can someone please tell me where Slim’s Irish Camp is located?

 +4Posted on Mar 8th | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

I see what you did there, Mr. Irony.

Wearhouse vs Warehouse

Awesome!

 +2Posted on Feb 27th | re: This Professional Bowler Is Also A Professional Talker (17 comments)

Enjoy the video of Pete Weber. Ignore the awful music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbfmzjcPpvs

 +1Posted on Feb 27th | re: This Professional Bowler Is Also A Professional Talker (17 comments)

If you pause that video at :19? I think the guy sitting down speaks for all of us.

 +3Posted on Feb 27th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards (101 comments)

If the Oscars were given for neat tricks by the director, then Memento should have won it a decade ago.

Scratch that…gimmick aside, Memento should have won. It was awesome. The Artist will be like Crash in two years, an “ugh, that won best picture?” flick.

 +6Posted on Feb 27th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards (101 comments)

Where’s Nolte’s finger?!

 +8Posted on Feb 27th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards (101 comments)

Adam effing Sandler. Don’t get me started. That was the other “wait, WTF did he say?” moment.

We got to hear from Sandler that he allows us to see a little bit of himself in every film he’s ever done and he thinks, that by the time he’s 80, he’ll have put it all out there.

I can hardly wait. Amiright?

 +1Posted on Feb 27th | re: The 2012 Academy Awards (101 comments)

Reese Witherspoon’s bank account needs to be investigated today, along with Goldie Hawn’s and Kurt Russel’s. Seriously, I think she may have had the worst night of anyone.

Well, her and Sheri Sheppard’s bra.