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 +1Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey And Arcade Fire (74 comments)

Beck Bennett, come on down! You’re the next contestant on “One of the Coolest SNL Cast Names of All Time” list.

 +11Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey And Arcade Fire (74 comments)

Not since the days of Ferrell do I look forward to someone – in this case Keenan – continuously coming into a sketch for the sole purpose of yelling. Don’t care how many times he does it, it’s funny everytime.

 +1Posted on Aug 29th, 2013 | re: Every Young Man's Battle: The Movie (21 comments)

I just want to know when Professor Harper breaks out his acoustic guitar and starts singing, “Loveeee take me downnnn….to the streeets!” like he did in the first version of this film, Role Models.

 +29Posted on Aug 28th, 2013 | re: Joe Francis Update: Joe Francis Is Going To Jail (84 comments)

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m going to prison?

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2013 | re: Today We Are All This Angry Guitar Player (30 comments)

“John, you just broke your guitar!”

Hey Paul McCartney, eff off!

 0Posted on May 20th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Ben Affleck And Kanye West (16 comments)

Can I just say that the picture above is stopped at JUST the right time to capture so many potential-captions over everyone’s head? Who did that? Wes Anderson? It looks like Wes Anderson did it.

What is everyone thinking in the photo above? I’ll go first:

Jennifer Garner – wow, I approve of that performance, Ben!
Bill Hader – So…now what do I do?

 +8Posted on May 10th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (50 comments)

Also, you KNEW there’s be a muth-effin’ montage sequence of Jim and Pam that would make us all cry. Guilty as charged. Congrats writers-of-the-Office. Your week is done.

 +9Posted on May 10th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (50 comments)

I think the Office is going out on a high note. They struggled after Carrell left, but now that they knew this year was the end, I honestly think they’ve done an admirable job of tidying things up where it’s not patronizing to the audience, but at the same time, being just-patronizing enough to make us satisfied w/the ending…which hasn’t ended yet.

I guess what I’m saying is, it’s not the Sopranos.

 +14Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: First Words Out Of Now Fired News Anchor's Mouth Are "Fucking Shit" (30 comments)

“Fukin shit?”
“Damnit! Who wrote that on AJ’s cue card! Anything you print on that he reads!!!!”

 +4Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Christopher Nolan’s Involvement > Zak Snyder.
What I’m saying is…anything Nolan does, I’m in.

 0Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: A Mountain Climber’s 100 Foot Fall, Captured On His Helmet Cam (39 comments)

A-I D-A
Attention – do I have your attention, now that you could fall 13,000 feet?
Interest – are you interested in getting down because it’s fark-or-walk at this point!
Decision – have you made your decision to Christ…that you will go up or down this mountain alive?!
Action – get off this horrible, dangerous place

Truer words never spoken.

 +5Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Timberlake Enters The Five-Timers Club (53 comments)

I was just shocked Akoroyd didn’t have a “Please, please, please, please someone, anyone, help me make Ghostbusters 3 why don’t you like me anymore I’m still funny!!!” shirt on.

 +5Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Timberlake Enters The Five-Timers Club (53 comments)

The funniest part of the show was that the second half was basically a carbon copy of Jamie Foxx’s episode, which was the funniest second-half show of the year. Kudos. You had Maine Justice, a fake-movie-trailer, and the porn girls (Swarkioske crystals!).

 +14Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Justin Timberlake Enters The Five-Timers Club (53 comments)

I was getting tired of Stefon, but then Hader pulled out “You’re Mother and I Are Separating” and I about Hugh Jackman’d myself.

 +7Posted on Mar 11th, 2013 | re: So Jash Is OUR Generation's SuperDeluxe? (NO PARENTS ALLOWED SENTENCE!) (18 comments)

Everytime I see Michael Cera lately, I just wait for him to go pick up a guitar and start playing Devil’s Haircut…you know, because he’s really Beck in make-up.

 +5Posted on Mar 8th, 2013 | re: Courtney Stodden Is OUR Generation's Nick Kroll (41 comments)

Not to overuse the word “literally” like everyone else, but holy crow, I LITERALLY cannot watch these videos. This is beyond “trainwreck” tv/videos now. The only way I’d watch her is if they tied me up like Clockwork Orange w/my eyes open.

 +8Posted on Feb 26th, 2013 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014 (24 comments)

“No, Chloe….Chloe….CHLOE!! The camera is this way” – everyone working on the set

 +9Posted on Feb 26th, 2013 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon(s) For Oscar Host 2014 (24 comments)

She sounds like Luke from Modern Family, only 1,000,000 times more annoying.

 +1Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

This…yes. The Shatner scene was very SNL-ish in that the cold open went on about 3-4 minutes too long. In this case, it was about 5-6 (although most of you would say all-of-it).

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

K Stew gifs anyone? Anyone? Can’t I get a montage? A mutha-cluckin’ montage!?

 +8Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

My apolgies…you meants NBCs Olympics coverage. I’m such a Seth.

 +4Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

I know NBC sucks at everything so it’s easy to assume they show the Oscars, but they were shown on ABC (the makers of Cop Rock!).

 +1Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

The show was really weird, but…I’m probably in the minority….I thought Seth was funny. It’s the friggin Oscars. Lighten up. I don’t like the Family Guy (or any of his shows) at ALL. But, this and SNL, I have to effing apologize, but I liked him.

That being said, it was still wayyyyyyyyy to long and over-the-top and weird. Chicago tributes? Marvin Hamlish getting “the hammer” on the In Memoriam segment? So many songs?

 +5Posted on Feb 21st, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (22 comments)

His name is Jameeeeeeees Cameron
The brave-est pioneeeeer
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Could it be?
Yes it’s him!
James Cam-er-onnnn

Plus, that ring and that couple…it’s like (dramatic pause)….a perfect storm!
#christophermcdonalddeserveslovetoo