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 +9Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E12: Season Finale (85 comments)

This is your ex-recapgirlfriend. Game of Thrones is your new recapgirlfriend!

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Nancy Grace Is Going To Be On Dancing With The Stars, OBVIOUSLY (35 comments)

Oh, let us not forget the Asians! They are crazy good at breakdancing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRWFp5pN4ME

Can we make a short film where Vincent Gallo (Vincent Gallo) says the following, so everyone can know what a vile human being he is?

Let’s talk about what a wonderful president George Bush has been so far.Let’s talk about how ridiculous handicap parking is. Let’s talk about why the Puertoricans think they need to have a parade down fifth avenue. Or for that matter why the gays do too. Why isn’t the Veterans Day parade down fifth avenue? The people who secure our nation get a couple blocks in Brooklyn while the fags and spics get Fifth Avenue.

http://www.vincentgallo.com/writing/AnthonyKaufman.html

Let’s call it “Kill Yourself.”

 +3Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: This Week In Move Trailers, You Guys (36 comments)

My childhood crush on Val Kilmer legally obligates me to see Twixt. Plus his ex-wife from Willow is in it, so it’s ALMOST LIKE Sasha and Madmartigan are back, and Tom Waits is narrating, and commmeeeee oooooonnnnnnn

 +9Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, ALEX TREBEK! (28 comments)

Er, is this like when Kevin Spacey was “mugged” in a London park at five in the morning? :/

 +3Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies "Hey Ya!" Dance (45 comments)

Also a twin! Childhood is super fun when you always have a friend around :D

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: People's Champion: Behind The Battle (20 comments)

“As we see on an almost daily basis on this blog, the Internet is an endless Swamp of Sadness that will eventually kill all of the Artaxes”

THIS IS MY NEW FOREVER PHRASE

 +9Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

Oh gosh, Gabe, please watch Carpenter’s “The Thing” and then rewatch that trailer.

I’m not a purist and do believe most movies can be remade in an interesting way, but “The Thing” is so perfectly terrifying and dread-inducing that this trailer/”prequel” just clearly misses the boat on why it was scary to be begin with.

 +10Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason (36 comments)

(oh, I have so much to say about rescuing a dog in New York city, and trust me, it will make your moustachioed head spin right of your neck and fall into the middle of McCarren Park)

Please explain!

 +16Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools (81 comments)

I grew up in Connecticut, and this woman is very Connecticut. LOCKJAW.