Movember has gotten out of hand, you guys.

Really? Because when they did that long buildup before the reveal, I was definitely shouting at the TV “Oh jesus christ it’s going to be Sophia, isn’t it? It’s gonna be Soph-OH GOD DAMN IT IT’S SOPHIA.”

All I wanted was for somebody to finally off Shane, and instead all I got was killing the girl who was already essentially dead the entire fucking season.

ugh

I can answer that! It was SOGOOD.YESSSS

Annie crowdsurfed while playing guitar on the final encore song (“Your Lips Are Red”), and I almost had a seizure from the ridiculous light show numerous times. And the potential knowledge that I was also in the same space as David Byrne AND Kelly makes me even happier.

My only regret is that it’s Friday so it’s unlikely this will make it to lowest comment.

Relationships and sex are discussed in everyday life, and it’s discussed in the military because they’re human beings who are placed into incredibly stressful situations and it’s something to talk about that isn’t completely shitty. You’re not going to stop it. Thus if heterosexuals are talking about it, then homosexuals deserve the same right to talk about a significant other.

“He’s right – it’s a volunteer organization – so if you can’t go in without being all activist and shoving your preference down people’s throats, then don’t do it.”

The fact that you think this is something that happens tells me that you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about and have completely ignorant views of gay people.

Hahaha, nobody actually gives a shit what you say or think, Rick Santorum.

I’m so glad you’re going to die in complete obscurity and your only legacy will be that nobody can google your disgusting, hate-ridden name.

Fuck you and every single one of you people. You are a dying breed, and I can’t wait to dance on your fucking graves.

The end.

I have so many questions about this, and yet I have a feeling I don’t want to know the answers.

I’d love to see the memo that was spread around McDonald’s headquarters warning chain managers against the dangers of coning.

Also, go to bed, internet.

“We agree!”

- The nation of Somalia