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 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

Mission to Mars! Please, Gabe. Mission to Mars!

 +5Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon (115 comments)

Mission to Mars. Cheadle and Sinese…acting!

 +13Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

Bitten by Reality!

 +27Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

The World is Wayne’s!

 +55Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

Their Faces Will Come Off

 +10Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games (145 comments)

Gabe, please do Mission to Mars in the next round of the Hunt.

 +4Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares (42 comments)

I actually think he looks good in corpse paint.

 +16Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Too Many "Sad" Stories (58 comments)

The first one more or less just described the plot of Grease.

 +3Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Dwayne Johnson Is Still "The Rock" (30 comments)

Ugh. This is definitely worse than Snow Dogs.

 +3Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Informant! (37 comments)

You got rid of Bob?

I did not see this movie but my mom and dad called me from In-n-Out Burger to tell me they liked it, so.

 0Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Classic News Blooper (As If There Is Any Other Kind) (28 comments)

I…I don’t see the blooper. :(

 +5Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

I really loved the contrast of the head-slam thump thump thump with the teddy bear videogum logo. Excellent.

I recommend Armageddon for the next round for Bruce Willis’s ridiculous one-liners alone.

 +3Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (131 comments)

A slow newsweek, indeed, if little old me made the Monster’s Ball. Congrats, all–good thing (for me) the Next Party Game comments were out of the running this week, as they would have e-blew me out of the i-water.

She made the mistake of going full-tardy.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Britney Spears Reads The Letterman Top 10 (6 comments)

I’d come up with a top ten reasons Why Not but I just woke up and broke my brain with this video. The devil–ouch!

 0Posted on Aug 10th, 2009 | re: Being White Is Hard: It's Complicated (50 comments)

You just got some genuine, belly achin’ Lots of Loves from me just now.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2009 | re: There But For The Grace Of God Goes Carrot Top (31 comments)

The screen cap at the beginning of this post is actually pretty heartbreaking, and I tried, I really tried to watch this with an open mind. Instead, I just took a taut dose of nightmare fuel for no reason. Even my mom hates Carrot Top. I think it’s okay to derisively snort at all things Carrot Top.

 +16Posted on Jul 31st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

I miss the image of the little kid screaming.

Impossible is nothing! Lots of Love! How quickly we forget The Worsts of yesteryear.

 +10Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 | re: Ceci N'est Pas Une Miley Cyrus Stalker (22 comments)

All this time I thought you were exaggerating, but you really must be a 59 year-old man if you were in college when Joan Baez was relevant!

 +2Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: Dustin Diamond Is Our Generation's World Trade Center (31 comments)

Oh man, I love it when you use the Dennis Haskins tag.

 +2Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 | re: The Greatest Fight Scene Of All Time (51 comments)

Perfectly random? The blocking was almost exactly the same except without bicycles and “Oh, there’s Rhett! Look at how FUNKY he is!”

 -4Posted on Jul 25th, 2009 | re: You're Right, This Is My Wedding (69 comments)

So I am not really understanding why everyone is responding so positively to this video clip? I got a serious, serious case of second hand embarrassment from watching it. I guess I understand Gabe’s sentiment about love and being a good sport, but if that were always the case around here, wouldn’t we have given gross fake Disney viral proposal a pass? Because that is not the case around here, and that is why I like videogum, usually. Except for today!

 +5Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 | re: A Few Things That, Admittedly, Videogum Has Missed (46 comments)

Relax, Gabe.

 +2Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: My Boulder Sucks (250 comments)

I just finished reading the Road to Wellville. I remember seeing the movie about ten years ago (and liking it). I am excited for that one!