I’m surprised Michael Cera and Will Arnett are mentioned here. As a fellow Canadian, we are capable of being annoying, overly nice and occassionally whiny, but we’re rarely classified as jerks. It just isn’t in our DNA. I think it has something to do with maple syrup consumption.

N.W.A cassette in your sisters Teddy Ruxpin while she sleeps > Bluetooth Bear.

Back to the Past and then Onwards to the Present

and it’s sequels:

- Back to the Future and then to the Alternate Present and then Back to the Past Again.
- The Shitty One Set in the Wild West

Nothing is fucked here dude, nothing is fucked.

On a semi related note, this is the most well written and strongest argument for what exactly happened in the final scene of the Sopranos. It’s a little lengthy but incredibly engaging:

http://masterofsopranos.wordpress.com/the-sopranos-definitive-explanation-of-the-end/

Best to read by going back and forth between the article and rewatching the scene on Youtube.

And if you haven’t watched the entire series, i’d recommend that above and beyond any other show besides the Wire.

Bada Bing.

The bigger problem for men is not sleeping on their balls.

It’s a problem that comes with the turning of the seasons; as the spring leaves bloom, the birds begin chiriping, and the days become longer in the dog days of summer.

I refer, of course, to the pandemic known as ‘Stickage’

If you could solve that problem, it’d be like inventing the wheel all over again.

Clicking on your name led me to your Twitter page, in which I used a calculator to determine that you are 19 years old.

By my estimation, you are legally able to vote, join the army and drive, but are not legally allowed to drink.

So, based on your logic, I have the following question for you:

What level are you on in Halo 3?

Ladies and Gents, my apologies but I need to hijack this string immediately with the following IMPORTANT NEWS:

http://gawker.com/5299923/its-fish-wrapper-not-weed-wrapper/gallery/?selectedImage=2

Say it ain’t so!!

Lindsay, I have no doubt that I speak for all of the snarky, soulless commenters on this site when I say that you will be missed dearly. Your yin to Gabe’s yang was perfect, and despite all of the cynical comments left on this site, we all come here for one reason. To laugh, smile, and maybe throw up in our mouths. I’m proud to say your posts made me do all of those things many times over.

This news just gave me a serious case of the Mondays. All the best and keep us posted on where you land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VdJA6BCww

I NEED to use the word ‘retarded.’ How else am I supposed to describe a fanny-pack or bluetooth headset?

500 Days of Summer.

The Dude.
His Dudeness.
El Duderino.

a simple LOL would’ve sufficed.

But I like your moxie.