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 +1Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk? (162 comments)

I’m surprised Michael Cera and Will Arnett are mentioned here. As a fellow Canadian, we are capable of being annoying, overly nice and occassionally whiny, but we’re rarely classified as jerks. It just isn’t in our DNA. I think it has something to do with maple syrup consumption.

 +1Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! (77 comments)

In a perfect world, the spurned columnist from ‘The Wire’ is the same character as the new husband in this clip, who got a prominent job at the L.A. Times and finally gets his comeuppance when John Cusack accidentally hits the booster seat, and sends him flailing into an exploding Mount Rushmore.

Too much to ask?

 +23Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before The Bluetooth Bear Is Used For Evil (32 comments)

N.W.A cassette in your sisters Teddy Ruxpin while she sleeps > Bluetooth Bear.

 +30Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

The Megan Fox and Transforming Robots Awesome Show, Great Job!

 +77Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Back to the Past and then Onwards to the Present

and it’s sequels:

- Back to the Future and then to the Alternate Present and then Back to the Past Again.
- The Shitty One Set in the Wild West

 +2Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Watching White People Dance Is Never Not Funny (64 comments)

cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

 +4Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: "Dudeism" Is Not A Religion (111 comments)

Nothing is fucked here dude, nothing is fucked.

 +2Posted on Jul 23rd, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: The MacGyver Moment (23 comments)

meh

 +3Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: Videogum Summer School Now In Session (221 comments)

On a semi related note, this is the most well written and strongest argument for what exactly happened in the final scene of the Sopranos. It’s a little lengthy but incredibly engaging:

http://masterofsopranos.wordpress.com/the-sopranos-definitive-explanation-of-the-end/

Best to read by going back and forth between the article and rewatching the scene on Youtube.

And if you haven’t watched the entire series, i’d recommend that above and beyond any other show besides the Wire.

Bada Bing.

 +24Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Kids Experience The Proudest Moment Of Their Lives The Darndest Things (33 comments)

Green meet Envy.

 +39Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep (49 comments)

The bigger problem for men is not sleeping on their balls.

It’s a problem that comes with the turning of the seasons; as the spring leaves bloom, the birds begin chiriping, and the days become longer in the dog days of summer.

I refer, of course, to the pandemic known as ‘Stickage’

If you could solve that problem, it’d be like inventing the wheel all over again.

 +24Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep (49 comments)

I understand your plight.

Too…..many…..cheesy…..jokes…..must….resist…muah….

MORE KUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN!!!

Dammit.

 +104Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Fox And Friends Pays Children To Fight On TV (60 comments)

Clicking on your name led me to your Twitter page, in which I used a calculator to determine that you are 19 years old.

By my estimation, you are legally able to vote, join the army and drive, but are not legally allowed to drink.

So, based on your logic, I have the following question for you:

What level are you on in Halo 3?

 +66Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

Ladies and Gents, my apologies but I need to hijack this string immediately with the following IMPORTANT NEWS:
http://gawker.com/5299923/its-fish-wrapper-not-weed-wrapper/gallery/?selectedImage=2
Say it ain’t so!!
Lindsay, I have no doubt that I speak for all of the snarky, soulless commenters on this site when I say that you will be missed dearly. Your yin to Gabe’s yang was perfect, and despite all of the cynical comments left on this site, we all come here for one reason. To laugh, smile, and maybe throw up in our mouths. I’m proud to say your posts made me do all of those things many times over.
This news just gave me a serious case of the Mondays. All the best and keep us posted on where you land. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VdJA6BCww

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 +20Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: Ladies, Be Careful What You Promise In Those "Love Coupons" (21 comments)

Ladies and Gents, my apologies but I need to hijack this string immediately with the following IMPORTANT NEWS:

http://gawker.com/5299923/its-fish-wrapper-not-weed-wrapper/gallery/?selectedImage=2

Say it ain’t so!!

Lindsay, I have no doubt that I speak for all of the snarky, soulless commenters on this site when I say that you will be missed dearly. Your yin to Gabe’s yang was perfect, and despite all of the cynical comments left on this site, we all come here for one reason. To laugh, smile, and maybe throw up in our mouths. I’m proud to say your posts made me do all of those things many times over.

This news just gave me a serious case of the Mondays. All the best and keep us posted on where you land. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VdJA6BCww

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 +47Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: World's Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic (57 comments)

Is this some kind of outside the box/inside the ass anger management technique?

“Insert Remote into your ass and count to 3.’

Good…now isn’t that better?

 +2Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick (34 comments)

I NEED to use the word ‘retarded.’ How else am I supposed to describe a fanny-pack or bluetooth headset?

 +3Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Cat Ladies: "When Cats Mean 'Meow' To You Than People" (30 comments)

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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 +58Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 4 (182 comments)

500 Days of Summer.

 +3Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Forget Gatorade, Judah Friedlander Drinks Shark Tears (35 comments)

As per usual, I completely agree with Kenny Powers (I wish I could quit you).

Witnessing fights in the comments of blogs is like Midget Wrestling; kinda funny, but mostly kinda sad.

 +2Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (95 comments)

The Dude.
His Dudeness.
El Duderino.

 -2Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit (84 comments)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL

Do not pass Go.

Do not collect $200.

 +10Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Michael Bay (38 comments)

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 +84Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Michael Bay (38 comments)

Transformers Production Meeting:

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 +7Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit (84 comments)

a simple LOL would’ve sufficed.

But I like your moxie.