Two words: Dance scenes. Though these might prove problematic considering, you know, the main character is going to have his arm pinned under a boulder.

“I don’t think someone cutting their arm off is going to translate well into film, Danny.”
“… what if we used children from India again?”

And the company who made it is named “Secret Wishes?” Who was thinking how awesome it would be if Spongebob was less of a loveable cartoon character and more of a slutty costume when blowing out their birthday candles?

Overtly racist ventriloquist’s puppet

The single most disingenuous movie review I have ever seen.