When I was a wee little penultimate countdown, I had a favorite movie. A movie that I begged to see in the theatre multiple times and asked my parents to rent when it came out on video. A movie that I quoted incessantly and the mere mention would probably make my parents shudder. A movie that I had blocked out of my mind for years until reading this thread.

The movie: Clifford. Starring Charles Grodin (ugh!) and Martin Short – a 44 year old man playing an incredibly irritating 10 year old boy. IT IS VERY UNSETTLING. How did I love this movie so much!? I guess it was because I was a pretty irritating child myself.

I’m not sure if this counts as a children’s movie, I guess it’s a dark family-friendly comedy? At least this is what the internet tells me. If it’s too childish, feel free to retract this nomination. Otherwise, let the nightmare begin! WE’RE GOING TO DINOSAUR WORLD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lplpw9tjd_E

Next year: Nerdbot?

I would have had the same reaction (being that is my name), had it not been for how hard my face was cringing during that entire scene. No other emotions could escape from my clenched teeth prison.

You’d probably hug the heck out of me then. I look like this all the time.

Do not go gentle into that good ‘net,
Old columns should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light (reading).

Though wise Gabes at their end know dark is right,
Because their monsters had forked much comments they
Do not go gentle into that good ‘net.

Good monsters, the last wave by, crying ‘What’s up with TG!’
Their frail pleas will be stored in an internet cache,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light (reading).

Wild Steves who trolled and complained of the Grace in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved him on his way,
Do not go gentle into that good ‘net.

Grave columns, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors [shooting_star.gif],
Rage, rage against the dying of the light (reading).

And you, my Topher, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your sassy looks, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good ‘net.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light (reading).

“Stupid bird! I never should have put you in charge!”

The Lord of the Flies/ Model U.N. episode.

“We’ll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart (naturally)

“I eated the purple berries… and they tasted like burning. Ooooh.” – Ralph

You look great! WE look great!

Does he have an EXTRA pair of disguise glasses hanging from the chain around his neck?! I can only hope he has a cardigan under the flannel so he can make this his secondary disguise:

I know we’re onto baby fights now, but you guys… I just saw a Lady Gaga costume for babies.

I don’t know what to say. Maybe it’s cheaper to cover your baby in raw meat? I just don’t know anything anymore, monsters.

So jealous! I also had a dance party when the office emptied out. I emailed my friend and demanded a SKYPE DANCE PARTY, which ended up being her laughing at me as I lip-synced to Cee-Lo & wildly flailed by limbs. It definitely would have been better with a disco ball.