Well, it is the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment. #bookgum

this guy knows what tony danza is teaching about

“but yes well very well but is this not, in all of it’s petty debasement of the subject, it’s reduction to fractionated and digitized ontology, really an invitation to examine the emancipatory power of the truth-event?”

ugh.

I bought guitar lessons for you and all the thanks I got was this lousy pair of Born-To-Fits? I’m just a kid and my life is a nightmare.

A Zizek reference on videogum? Unfathomable abyss of the Real just got a little more Realer.

Is Werner Herzog under the impression that all films of the new millennium have gone straight to DVD with the exception (of course) of Rambo? Did that confuse anyone else?
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you guys ever drink Joose?

anyways, i’m the living bible and i’m happy to be here.

i like gabe, townes van zandt, and dennis wise.

still haven’t finished season 3, though.

sup? sorry i’m late i just came from a water sports tournament.

what’s toy story? robin williams remake?

remakes, amirite? (see that? i’m really monster material.)

how do you make GIFs?

head.

tilt.

on facebook i sometimes make jokes to friends on their birthday.

IT TIME FOR TEXAS to BE TEXAS

^^^
What kind of joke was I making?
(right up there. with the texas stuff. that’s what the question about jokes was about.)

to be honest, y’all — i hope this works out okay. i’ve really enjoyed reading videogum lately and joining ‘the fray’ (slate lang) would be so much fun. at least i think so. is this fulfilling for you guys? downstairs is jalapeno pimento cheese and fritos. yum!

you guys like townes van zandt? you guys like gabe like he’s a radio guy and you think you kinda know him and really like what he has to say and when you read him you think ‘man, this is great that this website exists in the litany of websites i visit because i think thoughts pretty close to this guy but he really get them said out there on the internet the best’.

that (^^stuff up there) is pretty much how i feel, amirite? no sacro? (basically i mean i’m not being sarcastic.)

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