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Well it at least sounds like he believes in evolution. He mentions an amoeba “crawling out,” I guess that’s what happened. Based on his logic, weren’t we all just placed on Earth by God?
Anything that is against Spike and his scheming is noteworthy.
I also liked when Antonia said she didn’t play sports in high school. Instead she just sat around and got stoned a lot.
I’m with you on Jumper. My roommate owned this and made me watch, GOD AWFUL. It’s worth a watch just to see Samuel L. Jackson and his ridiculous looking hair. He looks like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man. Speaking of Demolition Man I nominate that and Judge Dredd.
my ironic mustache I’m right there with you. I think after the third season it has gotten decreasingly worse. This season I haven’t really found anything that great. It just feels like they’re trying to hard to be outrageous/offend people. Lesigh, have you seen any of the first three seasons? The episodes you claim as the greatest don’t even compare to the episodes of the first three seasons (except The Night Man Cometh).
What about Gail? She may not be as pretty as Padma but she is pretty nonetheless.
YEH! For the Creedence! Maybe it’s weird but I always thought of CCR as a racist band.
Trapped In Paradise also has Nic Cage and bank robbing and Jon Lovitz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmKS0oADTlU&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rev-rn-1r-2-HM
This video is even worse. They do know that isn’t originally and Hilary and Haylie Duff song right? And who does sign language music videos? Deaf people aren’t going to know they’re signing (singing) a song anyway. These girls are CREEPS.
I was going to post this. The intro to the Disturbia video really reminded me of this.
They need to test the news anchor for drugs. “None of the children on the bus WAS injured.” Come on Florida NBC you’re better than that. Wait, are you?
Say what you will about Shane but at least he had the decency to not rape Carl’s mother in front of him. “He won’t wake up”??? I have to believe that seeing your parents bang is more traumatizing than the zombie apocalypse.
Yea but if you watched the season finale I’m not sure how it could come back. Arnett has been throwing out some of the dirtiest jokes I’ve ever heard.
That was a reference to the Modern Warfare episode. After Britt and Jeff are done bumping uglies Jeff is shown wearing striped boxers. And they do sort of resemble Beetlejuice.
Well now we know where CBS gets its viewers for The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men from. Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, really?
No empathize is the correct word. Empathize means you have been in the same situation and know what it feels like. #vocabularygum.
I don’t really see what Kanye did to Taylor Swift as rascist but apparently he’s been accused of it. I just want to know who made the deal with who here. Was it Bush who wanted to increase sales for his book or Kanye who wanted increased publicity for his CD? Some deal had to have been made because this should not be news.
I wonder if this is his Dark Twisted Fantasy.
I second the nomination of Michael. I nominated this a while ago and forgot about it. You could also go with Phenomenon too where he plays a mechanic who becomes telekinetic. Truly groundbreaking stuff.
I think the fact that Mark Wahlberg’s character’s name is Bob Lee Swagger is grounds for nominating Shooter. Also it has the typical Wahlberg tough guy act and about a million plot twists.
Gabe I wouldn’t go and say “it’s not going to change the fact that no one is going to see that movie because even Americans have some self-respect when it comes to their eyes.” Obviously you’re forgetting that YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL-TIME Couples Retreat opened at number 1 in the box office with 35 million dollars. This movie will more than likely top that because it has Paul Blart in it too and America does not have any self-respect when it comes to its eyes, ears or mouth.
Yea and he sounds like Leon Phelps
I would say that Kenny Powers is a mix of John Rocker and Mitch “Wild Thing” Williams (the closer of the 93 Phillies World Series team) He’s definitely got the temper/crazy persona and even had a sweet sweet mullet.
“There’s only two kind of guys who wear those shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals, and Bart doesn’t look like a big, fat party animal to me!” – Homer
“Talking out of turn? That’s a paddlin’. Lookin’ out the window? That’s a paddlin’. Staring at my sandals? That’s a paddlin’. Paddlin’ the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.” – Jasper, serving as a substitute teacher.
Welp I thought I did this yesterday but I gotta nominate The Blind Side. Something about Sandra Bullock giving football advice doesn’t sit well with me. This may be a violation of rules because you could consider her character a superhero.
Did anyone notice the tears in Padma’s eyes when Tre got eliminated? I think she was catching feelings. Oh also did anyone catch that part where Dale said he had a girlfriend?