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lisa left eye lopez
Osama Bin Laden’s dead… Have you heard about this? He’s so dead, that the only thing that’s deader than he is, is my studio audience! *a lone cricket is heard chirping in the distance but then it commits suicide and there is only silence*
and yet he still remains silent on the fact that he body swapped the real chet hanks who is now trapped in a black man’s body in a freaky friday type situation
can i b on it
shouldve stuck it out and then maybe cute magic girl in the trailer would like you now. YOU BLEW IT.
Kevin Smith’s “Hit Somebody With The Spray From Your Fan, You Know The Kind That Sprays?”
i recently saw the hit moviefilm trust starring david schwimmer and clive owen
i had sex with you while we listened to punchline… just kidding? or am I? these are the questions we face as one person posts using their facebook profile and another from an anonymous screenname. pittsburgh. could it be that i am a guy that you had sex with that also posts on videogum? just something to wonder about in your room.
i’ll see anything with chris evans even push starring chris evans and dakota fanning where dakota fanning can see the future and chris evans can push things
i have a fast internet connection so it only takes me like an hour to download “push” starring chris evans and dakota fanning and i laughed just as much as those guys
they probably called him superman, which was an ironic nickname because he was going to play that role but then didn’t. the other criminals knew this and used that fact to torment him constantly, as he considers it his biggest missed opportunity, the metaphorical “big game” that “the coach” didn’t “put him in.”
do i see tyler labine in there as the wacky fat best friend/comedy relief/scientist? i think i do!
or they were both brothers and will was the younger brother and the same situation happens.
here’s the twist, jaden is playing the father and will is playing the son and will has gotten older since jaden had been in cryosleep for the long trip back to earth from whatever planet they had colonized. the ol father son switcheroo.
ummm esperanza when you’re through with that graphic tee could you please get the wrinkles out of my nutsack you know my dad is paying you top dollar and i am his sperm baby so you better do what i tell you including but not limited to dressing in funky ass clothes and smiling for boring photographs okaaaaaay i am a big star and rapper i was in bratz movie.
the best part of all this is that the material would be taken largely from the short films he’s directed which are all about really homo-erotic shit. so just imagine a bunch of film students poring over hours and hours of footage of shit covered dicks and putting it together to form a film about shit covered dicks and james franco.
Levi to Beaver (My baby’s father is Levi Johnston and I look like a beaver and I’m from Alaska which has beavers I think? Who cares what the title is no one is going to watch this. I’m surprised you’re still even reading this title, which I know, is like, wayyy too long.): The Series