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 +5Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

Actually in the last episode they showed that Todd has some sort of obsession developing over Lydia… he really wants to please her and get the purity level of the cooks up, that’s why he’s taken Jesse.

my understanding of the whole thing takes a bit of sorting out as well. my thinking was that walt had saul (huell) lift the ricin off of jesse- he didnt want jesse to have possession of it anymore since he knew gus & mike were involving jesse more, trying to turn him against walt. after gus threatens walt’s family, and he finds the money is gone etc he’s sitting by the pool spinning that gun, until it points to his lily of the valley plant. he connects that he knows kids sometimes are poisoned by this plant with gus’s history of using children, and how that history was the one thing that made jesse so enraged he almost got himself killed over it. he realizes he has a chance to manipulate jesse into uniting with him in taking gus down- he can make jesse think gus poisoned brock in attempt to frame walt. and jesse had to think the poisoning was the ricin otherwise he probably wouldnt connect it to walt, who could convince him it was gus- because gus wants to tear them apart, he uses children, he’s framing walt etc.

the only thing i get confused on is when jesse holds walt at gun point in his house later, jesse actually tells walt that he figured out huell had taken the ricin off him in saul’s office. i guess walt convinced jesse he was imagining huell pickpocketing him (because then if he did, that would mean saul was stealing it under gus’s orders, and then they wouldnt be able to trust saul anymore, right? ahhhhh head explosion)

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)


 +5Posted on Aug 9th, 2012 | re: Maybe We Actually Should #GETHAZED (35 comments)

Dr. Asshole, I presume?

 +9Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: Journalistic Think Piece: Is Shrek Real? (47 comments)

I just think, the movie exists, and therefore pretty much proves that Shrek is real. Otherwise, why would all these men have created these sections of film that were out of sequence originally and put them together to make one cohesive narrative which tells of Shrek’s existence? The evidence is irrefutable!

 +1Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: The Ladies Of The View Solve It All, As Usual (44 comments)

You’re totally right, Joy is not like Elisabeth, who obviously is justified in being famous because she used to host The Look For Less on TLC. And now we are privileged enough to have her be one of the most outspoken neocon antifeminists on network tv!

 +6Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: Rumor SQUASHED!! Emma Watson Is NOT Doing Fifty Shades Adaptation (38 comments)

it is the most abominable fucking writing i have ever seen, and the story is just as bad. i feel very sad that people actually want to read TWILIGHT FANFICTION to feel sexy or something. i guess this is what happens when people pretend that sexuality is some sacred bullshit and not just a normal part of themselves.

 +12Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

Final Destination

 0Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

that’s fine, i definitely believe you. i just dont think it would be a general point of contention or matter if she was a man.

Calista and Cindy McCain need to get back to their alien princess ship

 +4Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

It is totally legit to have the opinion that Girls is not a good show, but for as much criticism as she receives for having famous parents and opportunities most of would never have, I feel like no one would care about her connections if she was a man. Her story is the story of every other dude in hollywood, but everyone seems to be pretty okay with privileged men producing shitty quality work.

 +13Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises (55 comments)

did you know the ‘tea party’ now thinks V for Vendetta is THEIR movie?! haha

 +12Posted on Jul 18th, 2012 | re: Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises (55 comments)

well more people probably are going to see this movie than will vote in november

no one’s sexual orientation should matter to the world. but i guess the idea that compels people here is that when celebrities like tom cruise and john travolta appear to go to lengths to hide or deny their sexuality, it seems like they are making a statement that homosexuality is wrong and gross in general, not just on an ashamed personal level. continuing to orchestrate a myth about being straight manly dudes is what they are comfortable with and that is no one’s business, but at the same time it kind of continues to back the idea that there is something wrong with being anything other than a big hetero man hunk.

 +7Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Katie Holmes' Marriage Proves Existence Of God (33 comments)

As far as I know Jared Leto is still Jared Leto and NOT Jordan Catalano, and Jordan Catalano doesn’t really exist but still totally ruined my expectations for high school so whatever, god.

 0Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: The Worst Song Of The Summer, 2012 (27 comments)

it is funny and depressing enough when people do this video for real, we don’t need another nerdy white boy parody of it.

 +3Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (39 comments)

Kind Of an unfortunate name. But she is pretty so I am sure she has gotten over it.

 +10Posted on Jul 13th, 2012 | re: Did David Letterman Spoil The Ending To Dark Knight Rises?!?! (29 comments)

Our generation’s Snape kills Dumbledore

 +3Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: Teen Korner: Does Andrew Garfield Hate Robert Pattinson?!?!?! (24 comments)

QT BRITZ omg how dare u say anything about K.Stew & R.Patz and A.Garf & E.Sto their luv is real.

 +18Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: Hey, This Is Nice: Family Fulfills Deceased Man's $500 Tip Wish (17 comments)

I guess this is better than the old people that come in and hand you a 5% tip wrapped in a pamphlet about how women who paint their faces are still harlots in the eyes of jesus. I GUESS.

 +9Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nancy Grace Is Still The Worst (48 comments)

excuse me, madam defarge. why doesnt she give some fucking money to unicef or something instead of continuing to hold her candlelight vigils for caylee anthony and bitching about what terrible mothers everyone is?! she basically calls out for public execution against women who get manslaughter charges, and then just acts like men who murder children non-accidentally are just normal people getting a job done.

 +2Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

I’m actually DEFINITELY NOT taking this too far. your response is so unexamined. you probably think women who bitch about UGH, FEMINISM are such a fucking DRAG and just need to get over it already. they’re all ugly anyway, right- otherwise they would just be flattered by that male attention! I am glad that you can genuinely ignore the fact that sexism still exists in the foundation of our society, I’m sure it makes things a lot easier for you. But I can’t and it is something that affects and disturbs me every single day. Nothing makes me inherently better as a human being than anyone, period, including people who are not disturbed by or ignorant of different types of oppression. I just dont believe I have to take any of their uninformed opinions as truth.

and I honestly just think Judith Butler should be the go to for learning about shit in this world sometimes.

 +13Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: "Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape" Follow-Up (150 comments)

and my…. sincere respect? that is my tolkien weapon of choice. thanks kelly.

 +6Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

 +16Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

Uhh dude, you are missing the point. It’s not just ‘making a joke.’ It’s going so far beyond that and revealing what kind of shit society pumps into people’s heads about women and sexual abuse.

Im quite aware that 99% of the people who are fans of this guy probably dont know anything about genocide that they couldnt watch in a fucking Kony 2012 video and that we are not dealing with Judith Butler scholars in the audience here. These are the same kind of people that cheered when Rick Perry talked about executing mentally handicapped people, okay. And that is kind of why it is so important to stop propagating this shit.

While he may not be literally ‘encouraging rape,’ he IS encouraging asserting power over women so they are frightened into doing what men want. that’s what he was doing, he was threatened by her actually challenging him to think about what he has said, and his immediate response was to intimidate her with the threat of sexual violence because it is something women are vulnerable to. He is encouraging the kind of behavior that often manifests itself as rape.

but i guess she should just get over it, right? gosh women are so annoying!