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 0Posted on Jan 16th, 2013 | re: Updating The Odyssey For When It Is In Space (44 comments)

Is this where I point out this is the Space Iliad, not the Space Odyssey, because I’m an asshole?

I have nothing snarky to say about this video because I’m super in love with Commander Hadfield even though he’s Canadian. He tweeted Starfleet! From space! *heart*

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2012: A Retrospective (38 comments)

It makes me laugh so hard I cry every time. So much joy in 33 seconds.

 +9Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Year This Year? (138 comments)

I had a good year, did some work I’m proud of, learned some new skills, got a dog, no health or family problems, just a nice year plugging along on my career and enjoying living in a beautiful place. I’d call it a solid Bruce Campbell.

The world is ending on Friday and you’ll never have to see any of us ever again! CELEBRATE!

 +4Posted on Dec 18th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

I thought they were all awesome, particularly the White Tree of Gondor in white ink. But then I have a Klingon tattoo that I love wholeheartedly so I’m probably not the best judge. Of anything.

 +1Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: Cool Last Minute Gift Idea: ZooPoo Shampoo! (26 comments)

Why does the lion look so unhappy?

 +6Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

I had to go rescue a sick sea turtle last night, and spent several hours in the emergency vet clinic, but it died overnight. (Awwww.) And they called and said, hey, do you want the carcass? (for a necropsy, not to hang on the wall or anything) So I finally found some freezer space for it, and went to pick it up and they said “oh by the way, our freezer wasn’t actually working so it’s a little smelly”. So then I got to put a whiffy dead sea turtle in my brand new car and guess what my car smells like now. (Hint: not vanilla like it used to). But on the up side, I got a big grant application in so we can maybe continue paying me next year, which would be fantastic. Also, it’s my Friday, hooray!

 +3Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (120 comments)

The thought of a little shivery Chihuahua getting a warm sweater for Christmas is orders of magnitude better than Ryan Gosling getting a new sweater. Two thumbs up for your Secret Santa gift!

 +3Posted on Dec 5th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (24 comments)

That baby elephant is the cutest thing ever but they really need to stop giving it so much sugar. Slow down, baby elephant!

I don’t even know what “chat” yall are talking about because I saw a photo of half-naked Daniel Craig and just stopped there. I’m still there, in fact.

 +7Posted on Nov 20th, 2012 | re: Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner (68 comments)

Do I have to cook for these people, or can I request that they each bring a dish so I don’t have to do anything?

Joss
Felicia Day
Gene Kelly (can we invite dead people? we can, right?)
Daniel Craig
the Queen’s Corgis
and Jamie Oliver, if he’s cooking

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Quentin Tarantino's Retirement (31 comments)

Tarantino fanfic: would he be team Buffy+Angel 4eva or team Spuffy?

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Quentin Tarantino's Retirement (31 comments)

No,arguing with a chair like a crazy person is why it’s fair to call him senile.

 +5Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow On "Being A Writer" (36 comments)

vegan salami?

 +6Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (145 comments)

I finally got my new car registered, which is great because it means I’m not driving it around illegally anymore. (Like I’d get a brand new car and be all “nope, gonna keep driving the 20 year old hoopty”, which I couldn’t anyway because it’s broken). Then I got to have a very positive meeting about a project to keep trash out of the bay here, and we got funding for it and everyone is super happy! And then of course we got the good president and there’s a new Bond movie out soon, so, hoorays all around!

 +2Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: Important And Obvious Reminder About The Ways Of The World (38 comments)

When we run out of baby animals, we can laugh at the funny hats from the Melbourne Cup.
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/fashion/galleries/photo/-/15310280/melbourne-cup-hats-that-turned-heads/15310753/

 +2Posted on Nov 6th, 2012 | re: How To Light A Bonfire MUST SEE!! (9 comments)

Everyone knows that the right way to light a bonfire is to douse it with a few hundred gallons of jet fuel. (FightinTexasAggieClassofWayTooDamnLongAgoA-Whoop!etc.)

 +14Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (25 comments)

I’m set for an awesome weekend of work at home, and also I’m going to a two-year-old’s birthday party later today.

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (25 comments)

And with wine!

 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Deal. I’ll put on my best eyepatch and cork.

 +16Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

I’m working and also looking for a date to the Mumford & Sons show next week because the person I bought the extra ticket for apparently won’t be caught dead in public with me. Anyone want to go? Catch: you have to be seen in public with me.

 -5Posted on Oct 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Wolverine Gangnam Style (29 comments)

I don’t want to caption it because I want Gangnam Style to go away and everyone to stop pretending it’s worth looking at even once. BOYCOTT

 +13Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (20 comments)

I lived through the 90s and I don’t remember anyone dressing like sexy Cruella DeVille. Not even at Halloween.

 +8Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (20 comments)

Keira Knightley’s collarbone in that first link is terrifying.