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All these comments and I’m the only one wondering why there is a bird on his head in that pic?
That’s what I came in here for. RU-FI-OOOOOOOOO
Can we try “Drive” again? That show was great for the 3 episodes it was on, and I bet more people would watch it (again) than a lot of these “shows”.
Putting land mines every 20 feet along the entire West Coast coastline is just a good idea.
I’m going to get a haircut today and then see a movie! I think it’s called the Avengers? You probably haven’t heard of it, it hasn’t gotten much publicity.
I’m going to go waaay out on a limb here and predict jokes about whether dude ballet dancers are straight or not.
What? Han and Leia clearly have blasters, that are firing. #nerdgum
This makes me so sad, because Val Kilmer used to be THE HOTTEST. Okay, second hottest behind Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys. But still, so hot, and now he just needs to be rolled to the Juicing Room.
In short, Sad Galaxy.
Harrison Ford is doing it wrong. He is not sitting at the bar or using Twitter, and Helen Hunt back there clearly disapproves.
Agreed. They have no obligation to give anything to any random baby nearby. If you had a winning lottery ticket, would you be called a heartless jerk if you didn’t hand it to the nearest minor who really wanted a winning lottery ticket? F that. Team Sugar Daddy.
Needs more Eastern Europeans firing guns.
I can do headstands and commando rolls, too. What I cannot do is wear a leotard in public with any confidence. Bravo, old lady.
If they do make this, they’re going to have to have Uggie or Andy Serkis or whoever do an intro explaining to the kids today what a phone booth is and why the receiver has a cord attached to it.
Maybe you SHOULD read the comments.
That is exactly the kind of “analysis” done by the people who heard subliminal Satanic messages in AC/DC and Metallica records in the 80s.
Ok, so duct tape roses are lame. I hope that doesn’t mean I can’t still make a heart covered with red and pink tissue-paper squares scrunched around a pencil tip and glued on.

I guess my point is that maybe Martha’s on to something and some of us ladies should just take care of our own Valentine’s Day festivities.
You know, whoever is paying, if you ask your buddy to buy your girlfriend flowers for Valentine’s Day and get him to sign the card, don’t then reimburse your buddy in front of said girlfriend and say “thanks for doing the card too”. And don’t then take that same girlfriend out for dinner the day AFTER Valentine’s Day and admit out loud that you’re doing it because you didn’t want to bother getting reservations on the actual day because it’s too much trouble. I mean, theoretically.
It’s my birthday on Monday too! Happy birthday to us! And also Axl Rose. I’m proud to say I think I’m aging better than he is.
That’s pretty much what I was saying as I watched the video too.
Yes. This vid made me laugh a lot, but it also made me think “Dads clearly need more to do in the delivery room.”
My weekend is now over, but I wanted to thank whichever Monster was proselytizing about Homeland. We had the series premiere of it here last night, and it was SO GOOD.
This video is even better if you pretend the guy in the green baseball cap is Spielberg.
























Happy Memorial Day weekend, everybody! I don’t get a Memorial Day weekend, but next week I do get a Queen’s Birthday, so it evens out.