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You had me at Bob Odenkirk.

 +7Posted on Sep 30th, 2013 | re: MasterChef Junior S01E01: MeEt tHe KiDs! (27 comments)

You were great on Parenthood! Welcome to the Internet!

 +8Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: What Is Patrick Stewart Even Talking About? (73 comments)

There’s nothing about pizza in that article.

 +1Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: What Is Patrick Stewart Even Talking About? (73 comments)

What’s the best type of frozen pizza?

 +1Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: What Is Patrick Stewart Even Talking About? (73 comments)

YEAH!

 +2Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: Speaking Of Hollywood's Lack Of Ideas (4 comments)

Ron Howard does it again.

 +7Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: What Is Robert Pattinson's New Type Of Girl? (24 comments)

Well, now I’ve heard of everything.

 +11Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: They Should Remake Over The Top (23 comments)

When Gabe centers a movie around something, he centers the movie AROUND something.

 +3Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: They Should Remake Over The Top (23 comments)

I think Drive’s clearest inspiration is Thief. Though, I guess it could be a a number of movies. Anyways, how about Thief 2: Son of Thief?
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Thief/1038510?locale=en-US

 +5Posted on Apr 25th, 2013 | re: How To Cut Up A Watermelon In 20 Seconds (29 comments)

I once knew a butcher that only had six fingers. That is all.

 +4Posted on Apr 25th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (9 comments)

Penelope Spheeris, the director and Laura FLynn Boyle ( :( ).

 +3Posted on Apr 25th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (9 comments)

As much as I love Nathan Fielder and his show (thanks for the tip, Kelly!) I don’t think I can handle his twitter account.

 +14Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (98 comments)

“turn left park. nice park smile. happy, puppy. puppy soft.
go front house. house keep warm. nice.”

 +11Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (15 comments)

I just have no idea how we’re going to explain #3 to Koko.

 +27Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013 | re: Matthew McConaughey IS Mr. Cool Suit (50 comments)

So, basically, a different suit?

 +31Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013 | re: You Can Just Do Whatever You Want (65 comments)

Gotta say, Tween Korner is a lot bleaker than Teen Korner.

 +3Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (3 comments)

Don’t even get me started on the male to female ratio of the new Star Wars sequel.

 +1Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: Parks And Metacreation (18 comments)

The perfect gif to watch while listening to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

 +6Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Bee Queen Proves That There's Something Out There For Everyone (42 comments)

If he’s not real, how do you explain this?

 +7Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Where Else Should The Avatar Sequels Go? (46 comments)

Space.

 +4Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Videogum's "Person Of The Year" (21 comments)

2010 was Double Rainbow Guy and This year it was Froggy. Who was it last year?

 +6Posted on Dec 11th, 2012 | re: "The Stanley Steamer Variations" Is A Brief Vision Of Hell (43 comments)

Took me at least five seconds before I futilely tried to take my life.

 +9Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 | re: Ryan Gosling Baby Marriage Eva Mendes Sex #YOLO (21 comments)

“Ryan Gosling kills himself with a hammer” -Darren Aronofsky

 +5Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: NASA Scientists Celebrate The "Curiosity" Mars Rover Landing (20 comments)

Human Resources had some help from space camp and MENSA meetings.

 +4Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Mitt Romney Secures Powerful Clint Eastwood Endorsement (10 comments)