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Speaking of being high and rainbows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSgTPX5eqc
I think it’s the one where Amanda Bynes isn’t accepted (because she’s too pretty?) and gets revenge by rejecting social norms. R.I.P., Amanda Bynes; Hollywood–and, what the hell, the world–will miss you.
Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian.
Blessings be upon him.
Madonna IS Mao Zedong.
Dear John,
You might want to pray that you die in the war. And soon. Then you can’t get out of my sappy, love-story-template-based writing.
Your creator (who makes Victor Frankenstein seem like a stand-up guy),
Nicholas “Supreme Assdouche” Sparks
“You mind if I borrow this? You see, Sean White’s a new friend of mine, and I kinda promised I’d let him plane-wakeboard behind Air Force One.”
I gotta hand it to Jiao Xu for being the only actor with a Chinese first name. Now, you may ask, “but whazzubout Bingbing Fan?” And I will answer, “how am I supposed to know if Bingbing is a Chinese name? I’m not a China scientist.” I’m an American. For all I know, Bingbing is the guy background rapping on Bangs’s new album.
Tastes like her mother’s sour milk of disappointment.
Spooky, scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
If I learned anything from Dubliners, it’s that a girl can tell her brother to kiss her body and it’s OK.
Well, in the original manuscript, chapter 3 spanned 1 3/4 pages, but Leo Dicaprio and 1979 Sigourney Weaver were like, “easy on the adverbs, Jimmy Cam*.”
*The Jimmy Cam is actually what Cameron named his new magic cameras that were able to breath in the Pandoran atmosphere.
Seriously, bro? You really gonna ask me what I thought about “The Cake Eaters” right now?
“The fact that this movie will make millions–probably even more than Jonas Brothers: 3D Concert Experience–racks us with shame.”