I’m worried about Robert De Niro, you guys.

Oh, I think I get it now. Thanks, Chris. The last minute wins + super duper Christian = proof that God exists and is interested in football games. Huh.

So, I still don’t get the whole Tim Tebow thing. I’ve had a lot of people tell me that he’s not that good but he’s really famous because he’s a Christian. Aren’t like 99% of all professional athletes Christian? They all thank God after every win and point up at the sky after every touchdown. But his thing is that he kneels down instead of pointing at the God Sky? And he’s more Christian than usual? And that’s why he’s famous? I’m using all these question marks because it’s confusing.

What the fuck is wrong with this country?

“…here is a blonde girl and a pair of hispanics and a black cameraman who seems to be doing his best Idris Elba impersonation…”

Anyone else find this… odd?

Oh, no. I do not like three Hermans Caine creepily smiling at me with threatening and overlapping intervals. That is too many Hermans Caine.

AND OMG THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS THEY ARE COLLEAGUES AND DONT HAVE A BABY! HOW DO YOU EVEN WRITE STUFF LIKE THESE WHEN YOU DONT ONLY KNOW TERRY BUT CLEARLY DONT KNOW LINDSAY EITHER!

A google alert for terry richardson sounds awesome

I dont know where you live or what kind of a person are you but you are clearly stupid. TERRY RICHARDSON IS A PHOTOGRAPHER, A PHOTOGRAPHER WHO IN 17 YEARS HAS BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST PHOTOGRAPHERS. HIS SPREADS LEAVE PEOPLE APPALLED AND HIS INGENIOUS USE OF LIGHTING IS SO GOOD ITS ADDICTIVE. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW TERRY RICHARDSON AND HIS PHOTOS, INCLUDING THE PAPARAZZI SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ONLINE GO FUCK YOURSELF

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