This thread basically read like adults in Peanuts cartoons to me.
I’m not really shocked by this. It’s Australia, so I assume most towns are overrun by bats, snakes or spiders.
THERE ARE MONSTERS EVERYWHERE.
Sure, but it could be a post-show hour after P&R, like Talking Bad or Talking Dead, but instead of Chris Hardwick discussing the season finale with Jimmy Kimmel, Scott Aukerman talks about fart pornos and they play Would You Rather.
This saves NBC and if it happens, I fully expect an EP credit.
I would watch Farts & Procreation. It’s just Adam Scott, Chelsea Peretti, Harris Wittles and Scott Aukerman dicking around for an hour every week.
The font and kerning make it look like 2 Seth 2 Furious.
You truly are a loose cannon who doesn’t go by the book.
General Animal Hospital
Because purple suit. That was a long way to go for that but I guess I’ll stand by it. Life is too short for regretting unfunny internet comments. YOLO.
So the Joker is in Batman vs. Superman and his origin story is that he accidentally strangled a puppy and is super sad and brooding about it?
I remember when the Real World was culturally relevant (just like Earth, I am six thousand years old) and there were stories coming out about how it’s not really real and they would stock the fridges with tons of booze and try a ton of other ways to drum up drama and everyone was like “WHAAAT?!” but now everyone just gave up and we call that reality TV. Or Bravo.
Also, I’m not sure how the hook of that show caught on. Seven twentysomething strangers living in a house together for three months and drink a shit ton? Isn’t that just college? I’m pretty sure I’ve lived with people and didn’t find out their last names until I had to figure out who this person is sending me a Facebook friend request. Also, I’m an open mic comic from 1991. With access to Facebook.
Good cat costume.
So after a quick search this appears to be a Clarissa/A.C. Slater Christmas-themed BDSM sex-tape? Can’t wait for the twist:
A ladder clanks on the windowpane.
Wait, Adam Levine is supposed to be the sexiest man alive? I must have missed that post, but that’s really weird. Doesn’t he just look like a generic videogame character? What am I missing, fans-of-the-fellas? Is it his moves? Are they comparable to Mick Jagger’s moves?
If I had to guess (because I don’t want to google ‘cock etymology’) it would have something to do with ‘cock’ being another term for a male chicken. Think “rooster in the henhouse” when it was used as a euphemism for PIV sex.
Watched it again, it doesn’t look like she’s full-on deep-throating, but more like working towards it. I just wanted to make sure there was no confusion about my comment.
It’s sorta funny how Nymphomaniac looks like Von Trier’s most light-hearted film in ages.
Also, how is that trailer still on YouTube? I mean, it starts with a close up of a vagina (hopefully not to soon be mutilated), there’s a girl dripping cum out down her chin, nipple-play, and the piece de resistance, a shot of Charlotte Gainsbourg full-on deep-throating a cock.
We’re gonna have the happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Oh, Bad Santa is legit great! I guess I sullied it by placing in the same category as Home Alone 2. No, I love Bad Santa. I just probably shouldn’t have tried to watch it with my family as a funtimes Christmas romp.
I will now refer to Thanksgiving as “T-Gives”. I’m sorry, flanny, you get no royalties. Contact my lawyer if you must. Her name is Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Silent Night, Deadly Night for SURE!