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 +11Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Nerds (39 comments)

what is this? the videogum Douche-chill promise?

 +12Posted on May 29th, 2009 | re: How About These Pygmy Jerboa Babies? (50 comments)

anyone who says these are not cute is cutarded.

 +34Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Wait A Second, Who The F Are Jon And Kate? (35 comments)

Hopefully the porn producers wi’ll remove the kids from the equation entirely and just go with a nice, simple film called “Jon & Kate Plus 8 Inches”.

 +2Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: Dawn Soap Commercial (13 comments)

It does say “comp” in the title so I’m thinking it’s just an agency joke. Still funny, though.

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Patrick Stewart's Pivotal Extras Scene + Bambi = Oddly Delightful Video (10 comments)

I look forward to the sequel with Ashley Jensen as Thumper.

 +3Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: There's No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets (39 comments)

Is he wearing eye shadow? I think he’s wearing eye shadow. Or guyliner.

I mean the kid of course, not Michael Sweet.

I’m totally going to see Abstain Live when they come to town.

 +5Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: Jeff Goldblum Explains The Difference Between Rappers And MCs (21 comments)

Can someone please Drunk up this little speech?

“Chaaaarrrrismmmmaaaaatic.”

 +18Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 | re: Lost: Do You Know What Lies In The Shadow Of The Statue? (32 comments)

Sitcom spinoff: Hurley and Miles work as grief counselors, share apartment (“Dude, I finally cleaned out the fridge, and even though I can’t recognize this thing in the tupperware, I know what it is!“), and teach us something about precious, precious life in each episode, becomes number one show in the time slot.

 +2Posted on Apr 15th, 2009 | re: Textbook Diff'rent Strokes Mashup (11 comments)

That’s “my ungraytful basterd kids”.

 +7Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: Paul Rudd And Seth Rogen Read From Harlequin Romance Novels (20 comments)

How did Rudd resist the urge to ad lib “damn near killed ‘im”?