I uh I uh I uh I want the knife. Pleeeeze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBereoyktJY

Was Leighton Meester’s single playing at the keg party? I’ve only subjected myself to it once, but I could swear…

A deb ball and Chuck and Nate pulling a train? What is this, “Metropolitan”?

Thank god Brian Unger is still funny. Those sanctimonious BMW ads had me worried.

They made a whole movie out of that scene in Jerry Maguire where he’s on the walking escalator and that scene in Out of Sight where they’re in the hotel bar? I’m far more interested in this than I should be.