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Sharlto! How could yar?!?
That was a really good BS Report. Also, sports.
I will admit that the super stereotypical “Hoo-rah!” butch colonel was good for some prime unintentional comedy. That was helpful in getting me through this fucking interminable movie.
Maybe realistic isn’t the right word. Did the Na’vi look tangible? No. They looked like pretty special effects. The Prawns were much more believably constructed. Frankly, they just looked better.
Oops. Missed the floating mountains reference in the post (not sure why). My apologies, Gabe.
This movie sucked. One of the most derivative, unnecessary movies I’ve seen in awhile. It was like a videogame, but with no level of interactivity (the ACTUAL appeal of videogames). Not to mention the fact that its absurdly expensive effects ($300-500 million?!?) resulted in aliens that didn’t look anywhere near as realistic as the Prawns in District 9 — a movie with like a tenth of Avatar’s budget. Oh, and FLOATING MOUNTAINS?!? How could you gloss over those, Gabe? How stupid is that??? Physics do not magically change just because it’s a different planet.
*Annoyed Silence*
The Sergei quote they had was great (easily one of my favorites), but I’m not sure why they didn’t include “Why always Boris?” Season 2 was painfully underrepresented in that compilation. No Ziggy, Horseface, or Vondas? Come on.
“I might’a hit ‘im.”
Man. Sapper is one dumb motherfucker. If his partner’s reactions to the dumb shit he says were a quote, it would be on there for sure.
Ugh. This is just sad. Although, it does give Gabe an excuse to break out the C.R.E.A.M. tag, so at least there’s a silver lining. The mic is hectic!