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 +3Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: A Longer Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps Trailer (35 comments)

Ugh. This is just sad. Although, it does give Gabe an excuse to break out the C.R.E.A.M. tag, so at least there’s a silver lining. The mic is hectic!

 +1Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The A-Team Trailer Is Nominated For A Best Dialogue Oscar (55 comments)

Sharlto! How could yar?!?

 +1Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk? (162 comments)

That was a really good BS Report. Also, sports.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

I will admit that the super stereotypical “Hoo-rah!” butch colonel was good for some prime unintentional comedy. That was helpful in getting me through this fucking interminable movie.

 +12Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

Maybe realistic isn’t the right word. Did the Na’vi look tangible? No. They looked like pretty special effects. The Prawns were much more believably constructed. Frankly, they just looked better.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

Oops. Missed the floating mountains reference in the post (not sure why). My apologies, Gabe.

 +6Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

This movie sucked. One of the most derivative, unnecessary movies I’ve seen in awhile. It was like a videogame, but with no level of interactivity (the ACTUAL appeal of videogames). Not to mention the fact that its absurdly expensive effects ($300-500 million?!?) resulted in aliens that didn’t look anywhere near as realistic as the Prawns in District 9 — a movie with like a tenth of Avatar’s budget. Oh, and FLOATING MOUNTAINS?!? How could you gloss over those, Gabe? How stupid is that??? Physics do not magically change just because it’s a different planet.

 +6Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon (147 comments)

*Annoyed Silence*

 +5Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes (30 comments)

The Sergei quote they had was great (easily one of my favorites), but I’m not sure why they didn’t include “Why always Boris?” Season 2 was painfully underrepresented in that compilation. No Ziggy, Horseface, or Vondas? Come on.

 0Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes (30 comments)

“I might’a hit ‘im.”

Man. Sapper is one dumb motherfucker. If his partner’s reactions to the dumb shit he says were a quote, it would be on there for sure.

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: I Don't Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse! (46 comments)

I couldn’t stomach the Jackie Chan trailer after those damn kids ruined his Cosby sweater with that garbage. THAT WAS A NICE SWEATER. DAMN YOU KIDS!!!!

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes (30 comments)

Pretty much anything Slim Charles says should be on there. Totally underrated, and steals pretty much every scene he’s in. It also needed WAY more Brother Mouzone. “9 at close range will do that.”

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: What Is Wrong With Ron Artest? (31 comments)

I’m surprised by the number of basketball fans here. I thought monsters hated sports! Apparently we’re all Free Darko-reading, Basketball Jones-listening, sports fans.

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mr. Fox Continues To Look (Wait For It) Fantastic (121 comments)

I freaking love Roald Dahl, and this was actually my favorite book of his. I probably read that book upwards of 30 times between the ages of 8 and 10. The Wes Anderson thing certainly doesn’t hurt, either. Now all we need is a Spike Jonze adaptation of “The Giraffe, The Pelly, and Me!”

 +8Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Breaking Fart News (Get It?): Horse Race Edition (19 comments)

Myke Hawk lost a lot of money on that outcome.

 +14Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers (52 comments)

Stop trying to sexually harass Blagg into leaving. Who do you think you are, Roger Sterling?

 +4Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song (48 comments)

Yeah, this is good, but the best? Maybe if Richie Cunning’s name was “A-Ha,” and the song was called “Take On Me,” it would be. Right now? He wishes.

 +12Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: That's Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos (160 comments)

+1000 for Andrew there. He trolled the shit out of those Juggalos.

“This is for YOU! FOR YOU!”

 +3Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: Leon's Boss Plays Him Like A Punk (19 comments)

There are more people from West Michigan on here than I expected. I really wish something like this had happened to Miranda instead. Having met her personally, she is a smug, self-righteous, BITCH.

 +3Posted on Jul 9th, 2009 | re: District 9 Continues To Look District Great (16 comments)

You win the internet for that Mount Mutumbo reference

 +2Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

See, I think Crank exists to expose other retarded action movies for what they are. The fact that it does this while remaining ridiculously entertaining is pretty admirable. I don’t think the rape scene is supposed to be rational. It’s basically making fun of the usual action movie cliche that women love dangerous, musclebound men and will love them unconditionally, regardless of all the terrible shit they have to go through to do it. Crank just takes this 5 levels higher than your average action movie does, just like it does with every other terrible action movie cliche (i.e. terrible/vague/incomprehensible/nonsensical plots, random fight scenes, ridiculously over the top stunts).

 +34Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: True Blood/Billy Mays Open Thread (33 comments)

You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays was talking. It was that simple. May he forever shout in the heavens above us.

 +2Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: That's It, I'm Retiring After Today (122 comments)

I feel like this is the end of Harry and the Hendersons, but there’s NO LESSON. Where will I get my Paul Rudd news from now? I would never have watched the interview where he and Jason Segel make fart noises without you, Lindsey. You will certainly be missed.

 +5Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

Well, that’s what I get for being pedantic, I guess…

 +2Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

I don’t want to turn this into nitpickgum, or anything, but Hoekstra is a Representative. The most conservative district in my state might be crazy enough to elect him, but Michigan would NEVER allow him to be Senator.