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Finally, an internet grandpa with his clothes on.
So would Franco be playing Birdie or what? And then Birdie could play Franco.
This just adds fodder to my fantasies about being the meat in an Ari Korva sandwich.
I graduated from a crap school for old people who made terrible mistakes when young and thus Community is pretty much a documentary about me (yeah, I’m Britta and I married Senor Chang, spoiler alert).
Why buy a movie about an actor pretending to be really bad at music when we can have all sorts of Real Housewives being bad at music for free?
Have you registered birdiegum.com yet?
I hate any episode of any show that prominently features children. But I loved that they may finally have figured out what to do with Britta. So, equilibrium.
I heard a rumor that Steve Carrell might leave the show after another season and I was so sad. Until I considered the idea of Boss Darrell, Boss Mindy, and Boss “guy who is really a heart surgeon,” which got me squealing like a little girl.
What’s the point ripping off the words without ripping off his inflection and timing? That’s like stealing only one half of a priceless, priceless pair of jewels … from Patton’s pants.
What’s left to talk about, when all the farts are gone?
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
As an elderly lady, I got “Hot Cats!” inserted into Duran Duran’s “Wild Boys” stuck in my head. Thus, I would much, much rather be in your head right now.
I’m sorry but whenever anyone says, “two healthy nice ones” I think they are talking about boobs.
Lindsay Lohan IS Lindsey Buckingham.
Kei$ha is Tom Waits.
Flavor Flav IS Leonard Cohen.
This explains all the ‘Miley Cirus is the anti-Christ’ stuff from earlier this week.
I think we all know that magnet sex is spectacular.
I will watch “Work of Art” and I will take shots anytime it reminds me of freshman year in art school and I will be very very drunk before the hour is up.
That commercial totally killed any desire I had to spend too much money on athletic shoes today.
Clearly this is the most recent remake of ‘Marat/Sade.’
When you want your vagina to smell like an anus.
Wait, Juggalos know that ‘not high’ is a thing?
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus. It takes the life of one of the greatest photographers of all time and turns it into a fetishist mess. Nicole Kidman stars as a pretty, passive piece of wood fascinated by her new neighbor, a very hairy Robert Downey Jr. He introduces her to a world of kink and carnival performers and it is really, really boring. The only way I got through it was knowing that I was going to nominate it for TWMOAT and I didn’t want to be embarrassed if it suddenly got good at the end (it never got good).